Eggdog

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average eggdog

Eggdog is a beautiful creature that looks like an egg and a dog smashed together, hence the name. It is a truly marvelous form of Egg, commonly served with Steak and green onions, seasoned with garlic. The pure egginess of this product is disputed, as perhaps it is maybe a dog. It was created by Mr. Sir. Dr. Chaobesers Bobe the VI, which was also the Great-Grandfather of Wolfgang ' The Jack ' Russel, which created the Dog-in-a-Box Corporation. Another great fact about this egg form is that it commonly appears in the Mushroom Highlands of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Uses and forms

• You can make a 3D model of it and be accused for plagiarizing the Grand Egg.
• You can give it a mustache and make it look fancy.
• You can deform it and turn it into a much less round shape, like a Pyramid.
• You can eat and dye it green to make a Seussian monstrosity.

• You can photograph it to give yourself attention.

The Eggdog Company

Average Egg Model

eggdog roadkill

The Eggdog Company is a manufacturer of the Eggdog, with many varieties such as the smol, the large, and the yellow. More details about the manufacturer is that their workers get good insurance plans (hard to find these days in this crappy economy) (blame the United States). They make around 475M a year with mostly the Basic, Pro, and Mini models. Just like any corporation, they are very expensive and are a collectors item. The most valuable are the Ultuma II, Super Ultra Quadeus Mini, and Pro Pro Maximillian.

Dishes with Eggdog as an ingredient

An ungroomed eggdog

The first dish is a sweet egg soufflé , made by absolutely torturing the eggo in a bowl of chocolate powder mixed with chocolate paste to get twice the Chocolate.

The second is Boiled Eggdog, made by boiling an Eggdog on a pan, nothing else.

The next recipe is Eggdog Wok, made by putting green onion and onion on a wok and searing for 15 minutes, then putting on an extended, fried Eggdog on the top.

The fourth creation is an Eggdog Cheesecake of Doom, made by getting a cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory and smothering it with Eggdog Ice cream and deep-frying it.

Another very prominent recipe is the Eggdog Tacos, made by getting a taco shell, stuffing it with taco meat, iceberg lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and most importantly, the Eggdog.