December 25

What does December 25 mean to you?

• Christmas Day (National Shopping Day for residents of the United States only)
• Chwistmas pwesents!!!
• The day Baby Jesus was boned
• Hanukkah
• Chanukah
• Hanookah
• Harmonica
• Chakanuuka
• Canuckistan
• Festivus
• Saturnalia
• A night of hard drinking, followed by a long day of hard drinking.
• The Day I lost my virginity to a fat man in a red suit with a giant candy-cane dildo.
• A day when a sexy old man invites some kids, bros, and bras over to the Rede Globo, and sing. (the aforementioned "kids", if female, may also have additional attentions from him as well... if you know what I mean...)
• This day reminds me of September 25th
• Jesus being 2025 years old