Citation Needed (band)

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Citation Needed were a rock music group founded in Austin, Texas in late 1965, who were notable for their drug use.[Saw it on the discovery channel] They came from Texas, yes, thats true [Saw it on the discovery channel] - but they sounded like absolutely nothing else from Texas at the time, unless you bring into consideration the sound of Texans passing gas [look it up yourself]. In fact, it has been theorized that this sound could possibly have contributed to the Elevator's obvious deafness.[Saw it on the discovery channel] They also did drugs. [Saw it on the discovery channel][Saw it on the discovery channel][Saw it on the discovery channel]

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Citation Needed found only limited commercial success, which means nobody actually liked them until they broke up - like Jimi, Janis and Jism.[Saw it on the discovery channel] Before dissolving amid legal and personal problems (that means drugs, morons - drugs), WP:REF discovered he could play his guitar with the excess flap of skin dangling from his anus.[Saw it on the discovery channel] WP:CITE pulled a muscle in his thigh at the Monterey pop festival while attempting to replicate this feat [Saw it on the discovery channel]. This footage was censored from the DVD edition of the Monterey footage at the request of :CITE's widow (reportedly because it revealed he was wearing lipstick in and around the tender, succulent skin of his rectum).[Saw it on the discovery channel] In fact, Citation Needed did drugs.[Saw it on the discovery channel]

Citation Needed are uncommonly regarded as one of the first girl-pop singing groups, and are renowned for their use of drugs [look it up yourself]. They also were able to actually cut a record, once upon a time, though only god upon his aluminum-plated phallic throne knows how, since their blood/acid content was more off balance than a one-legged Tony Hawk on a roller chair on a see-saw on a elephants back on an exercise ball [Saw it on the discovery channel]. They also did drugs. [Saw it on the discovery channel]

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The band's music developed mostly from the 'Unsourced Invasion' sound - in other words, a bunch of white British city boys slamming on electric guitars who convinced themselves they were playing the blues [Saw it on the discovery channel]. They also did drugs.[Saw it on the discovery channel] Citation Needed were, are, have been, were once, were previously, still are, and generally who the shit knows what they were? [Saw it on the discovery channel]

Their classic song "You're Gonna Piss Me" (which nobody heard until the computer geeks used it on a TV advertisement for Dell Computer's XPS laptop forty years later), was their highest-charting single, peaking at fifty-five, or something, which goes to show you that they make The Butthole Surfers look like the Beatles in light of chart success. [Saw it on the discovery channel] "Youre Gonna Piss Me" shocked Victorian-Era London with its graphic description of a LSD-fueled oral sex act gone horribly wrong.[Saw it on the discovery channel] They were the first band to refer to itself as "psychedelic."[Saw it on the discovery channel] They also did drugs.[look it up yourself]

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The talentless druggies in the band included singer/guitarist/anal-combustitionist WP:OR, electric jug player WP:VERIFY, bass guitarist WP:NPOV, drummer WP:NEU, banjoist WP:NOR, and steel-string guitarist WP:V (later of The Yardbirds). NPOV and NEU were the band's primary songwriters, but most band members wrote or co-wrote some material. [Saw it on the discovery channel]

The sound of VERIFY's electric jug (which bore no resemblance to the sound of traditionally-played jugs) became the band's signature and trademark and main identifying feature. [look it up yourself] They also did drugs.[Saw it on the discovery channel]

Discography: [Saw it on the discovery channel][edit]

Psychedelic Sounds of the Thirteenth Floor Elevators (1966)[Saw it on the discovery channel] Easter Feaster Yeaster Yeast Infection Everywhere (1967)[Saw it on the discovery channel] Bull of the Woods in a China Closet (1968)[look it up yourself]

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WP:REF introduced WP:CITE to LSD and also introduced John Lennon to Yoko Ono (which led to the formation of the Plastic Dildono Band).[Saw it on the discovery channel] It is arguable which of these moves produced music with more brain cells involved. [fucking citation needed, asshole!]

The Thirtee--- wait, what did you say?

[I said you needed to put in a fucking citation, shithead!]

A what?

[a citation, you know, like a footnote!]

Oh.........Why?

[because everything, and I mean EVERY DAMNED THING, on uncyclopedia must be verifiable, crapkicker!]

Oh....... I'm too busy for that.

[you’d better not be! or this article you’ve worked so hard on is going to be deleted faster than your girlfriend experiences your paltry squirt you call ejaculation!]

Why don’t you put in the fucking citations, then, if you’re so smart?

Hello?..............

Ha! That shut you up, Mr. Brackets!

[Saw it on the discovery channel]