Ceiling

The ceiling is where we all go to eventually. It's not a very interesting place, but it does have some landmarks. Unlike the Floor, the ceiling does not obey the laws of physics and thus stays above your head. Scientists have deduced that this links ceilings to snowballs, which also don't fall until they hit your nose. It is hypothesized by lead scientists that the ceiling will eventually hit your nose too.

Landmarks of ceiling

Ceiling is a fairly bland place, much like its bland Asbestos-based lifeforms. However some do exist.

The primary landmark of ceiling is lamp. The lamp is the largest light source of ceiling and many bugs gather there when you're sleeping.

A secondary landmark is the spider-hole. You know, 'the den'. Spiders don't talk to you? Weird. I suggest you purchase a plastic spider-man toy to be cooler.

Finally, there is the cheese shop. There's not much to say about it but they sell some fine cheese. Cheese... cheese... cheeeeeeese.....

The life of ceiling

As said, the lifeforms of ceiling are made up of asbestos. Some celebrities include Bugs Bunny and Oliver Twist. Asbestos Sloths are particularly interesting. They are largely dependent of the fruitcake plant to survive but appear to be able to digest cheese and similar foodstuffs. They are slow but capable creatures, clocked at tops speeds faster than the gym teacher's grandmother. Plant life on the ceiling is scarce. If you are vegetarian, you should consume any fruitcake plants or granola that you see (the latter being very nutritious and tasty, albeit criticized for its large quantities of totally normal meatloaf. If you are carnivorous, have fun dying because there is no meat here. Except in the granola.

Ceiling hierarchy

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Sorry, that was my little cousin. Ahem. The glorious regime of ceiling allows no crime and absolutely annihilates all opponents to peace and unity. Like the Soviet Union (although it is the polar opposite of Soviet Republics) it has no corruption and all of its people are content and happy (except you but they don't care). I won't delve any further. Jimmy stop trying to take the keyboard wait what why have you got a

The regime is false. Join the floor. There will be no outliers. The floor is superior. -Jimmy