That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia
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“In Soviet Russia yak nearly gets raped by YOU!!! ”
Dude, that fucking thing saw how huge I was. It was probably like, WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.
and this fucking yak[edit | edit source]
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, I run straight at it.
so it takes out it's jaws[edit | edit source]
and bites the shit out of me, so I try to mount it! He's probably like, WTF?
It barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. I nearly raped it.