Bad Piggies
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Bad Piggies is a game where pigs terrorize the entire world by building random shit to steal everything like they are retards.
Plot[edit | edit source]
Ross, needing to go on an heist to steal the bullshit eggs, make a vechile, and build random shit.
Features[edit | edit source]
- Over 200 levels of “WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?”
- Exploding soda cans – the fuel of champions.
- Vehicles with zero OSHA compliance.
- Sandbox mode, a realm where logic dies.
- "Cake Race", where pigs fight over pastries in the most violent bake-off ever.
Notable Pigs[edit | edit source]
- Ross – A drunk pig who tries to get eggs.
- Mechanic Pig – Fixes everything with a wrench and existential dread.
- King Pig – Hires unpaid interns to do his job, because of laziness of eating cakes.
- Corpse Pig – Canonically appears when you break the laws of pig-physics.
Reception[edit | edit source]
Critics were confused but amused. The game scored ∞/10 from Random Pigeon Gaming Monthly and was voted "Most Likely to Cause Players to Build a Real Flying Machine Using IKEA Parts" by Totally Real Reviews Quarterly.
- IGN: “I don’t know what I just played, but I can’t stop playing it.” [citation needed]
- Metacritic: Gave up and listed it under “Educational Software.”
- NASA: “Please stop emailing us blueprints made of cardboard.”
Spin-offs[edit | edit source]
- Bad Piggies 2 – Launched in 2023, removed before anyone noticed. Some say it was too powerful.
- Bad Piggies Kart – Rumored. Never happened. Only exists in the dreams of Finnish game devs. Pigs would run over angry birds with their cars.
Secret Lore[edit | edit source]
- Ross has a doctorate in Applied Balloonology.
- All pigs are legally registered engineers in the nation of Elbonia.
- The entire game is a metaphor for capitalism collapsing under the weight of bad design choices.
Real Quotes[edit | edit source]
- "I built a tank and it flew backward into a minefield." – Happy Player #392
- "Why does the chicken scream when I win?" – Traumatized Child
- "Physics was a mistake." – Ross, probably