Angry dragon

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The Angry dragon (voiced by Miley Cyrus) is a character in the blockbuster movie How to train your dragon. Angry dragon is a fire-breathing dragon whose parents gave her a golden shower as well as the rest of the bathroom, a Cleveland steamer, a clover clamp and the one ring. These magical items would change her life forever in ways she could have never imagined, but they are never referenced again in the movie.

Backstory

the milk incident

When protagonist Hiccup, the awkward fifteen-year-old son of the village chieftain, encounters this female dragon he instantly falls in love. They go for a ride every day and every night, until both are exhausted. In the course of their adventures, they grow more and more fond of each other. They eat out, hit many home runs, hunt for booty, get plenty of action and together fly a whole mile up in the air to join the club. Near the end of the movie Hiccup gives her some milk and out of nowhere, surprise smacks the back of her head. The milk came out of her nose and she was very, very angry.

Controversy

Shortly after the release of the movie, PETA protested in front of the parliament for the freedom of Miley Cyrus, who was at the time believed to be an actual dragon. They claimed the movie was a blatant display of animal abuse with the dragon being coerced with inhumane methods to obey Hiccup. After a two-hour staring contest with their arch rivals, PETA surrendered and buggered off to get some kebab.