User talk:Zeitgeist

Welcome! Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia! Hello, Zeitgeist, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links: Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue. How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once. Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules. Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here. Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia Help Pages - If you need help with a specific issue. Frequently Asked Questions - Check this out before you start panicking. Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask - For some general facts about Uncyclopedia. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Zeitgeist/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider contributing to Uncyclopedia's current colonization of the week, a group writing project to improve a single popular article. Anyone is welcome to contribute, so come help out! If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. Again, welcome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:53, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Who are you? Where did you come from? Zeitgeist 12:54, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

I jumped out from behind a dumpster. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:03, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

You shouldn't sneak up on a ghost! Zeitgeist 13:06, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Sorry. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:09, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome by the way. Do you have any suggestions on what I could do around here? Zeitgeist 13:11, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

There's always Uncyclopedia:What You Can Do. Maybe you can check out some of the links to the left. Voting on VFH is always a good idea, but don't forget to read the article before you vote. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:16, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

I'll try out that voting thing. Thanks for the help. Zeitgeist 13:20, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Good luck. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:21, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Your first template!

Greetings From Four Corners!! Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!

Don't expect anyone else's to be as elaborate or waste as much of your time!--    15:25, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Nice userboxes

So I guess you're a girl... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:37, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Do those dots suggest you want to rape me? Zeitgeist 08:38, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Maybe... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:39, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Ooh! You naughty boy! Zeitgeist 08:41, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Please forgive me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

For wanting to have sex with me? I don't blame ya. Zeitgeist 08:49, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

You're hot! Need any help with stuff? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:52, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Pssst! Socky. She's a lesbian! You have no chance. -RAHB 08:53, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Well yeah, but I don't mind a penis up my vagina now and then. Zeitgeist 08:56, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Interesting. -RAHB 08:57, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

What are those penises doing in your sig? Zeitgeist 09:02, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

They're actually dildos, and it's a very very very long story. -RAHB 09:03, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

It involves our resident Jewish overlord and his sig. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:05, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Sounds like a nice story. How do I get a sig? Zeitgeist 09:07, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

There are several options, many of them involving sexual intercourse. -RAHB 09:08, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm always up for that. Zeitgeist 09:10, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

As we all are. Are you familiar with HTML at all? -RAHB 09:11, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

What's HTML? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:12, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

My exact question. Zeitgeist 09:12, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, was being ironic. I can get you a sig if you want. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:13, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I vote Socky do it. Look how sexy his sig is! If it weren't for the spinning dildos in my own sig, I'd be insanely jealous. -RAHB 09:15, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I want something bold, pink, with "Sexy Chick" in front of my name. Zeitgeist 09:15, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

It's on its way... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:17, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Your penis? Zeitgeist 09:21, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

HAHAHA! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:26, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I made your sig page. All you need to do now is subst: it at your preferences. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:26, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Links would be helpful socky. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:28 3 May 2009

You just need to add {{subst:nosubst|User:Zeitgeist/sig}} in that signature thingy and mark the box below it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:30, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Done. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 09:32, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Wow. That looks great! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 09:35, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Girl. Lesbian? Those two words just put you at the bottom of my social ordering. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:14 3 May 2009

And you are? Zeitgeist 09:15, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

We like to call him "That Scottish faggot." Isn't that right, Orion? -RAHB 09:17, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

God damn it! SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:19 3 May 2009

Oh wow...that's embarrassing. It was like...right there... -RAHB 09:22, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I am That Scottish Faggot. That's my whole personality, right there. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:18 3 May 2009

Oooh. You're gay. That explains everything. Zeitgeist 09:21, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

So are you really, you know?... It's I've never met one before. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:24 3 May 2009

You're afraid of girls, aren't you? Zeitgeist 09:25, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, not afraid as such. more like ignorant. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:29 3 May 2009

So you want to gain some experience is it? Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 09:33, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh god no! No, I'm genuinly gay. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:38 3 May 2009

Too bad. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 09:41, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Socky, however, is genuinely straight, and genuinely well-endowed. -RAHB 09:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Believe me. I know. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:44 3 May 2009

I got you good, didn't I. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:46, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll never forget that night. /wipes away a single tear with one of Socky's multi coloured socks. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:47 3 May 2009

Wasn't Socky straight? Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 09:52, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes, as straight as can be. But if people want to suck my cock, who am I to say no to them? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:53, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah and it's just like being fingered by your girlfriend isn't it? With her fat fucking fingers. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:55 3 May 2009

O_o -RAHB 09:57, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

You guys crack me up. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 10:02, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

That's the idea! :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:06 3 May 2009

I want to add some images to my sig. But how? Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 10:06, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

go here to alter your sig. that's what I meant by links earlier. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:08 3 May 2009

Oh yes, sorry. Edit conflict got me in a hurry. Uploading images can be done at Special:Upload and images can be added as [[File:yaddayaddayadda.whatever|amountofpixelspx]] and in sigs, I recall the images should be 15px. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:13, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I'll give it a go. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 10:14, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Success! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 10:27, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I added that kiss-my-ass image to your userpage. It's hot! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:29, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Ow, thanks. :) Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 10:31, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Eww! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:35 3 May 2009

Socky's hormones are spinning out of control. -RAHB 10:38, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Spinning like your dildos! Always spinning and twisting and vibrating... ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:40 3 May 2009

What do you people do around here usually? Any fun pages to go to? Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 10:45, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, generally we pretend to write articles. but mostly we do this. Piss around on talk pages. But if you want fun, try reading this and let me know what you think. Also voting on VFH is a good thing. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:48 3 May 2009

Hormones. Raging... Forum:Village Dump is also a nice place to go. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:50, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Do you want to send some of those hormones my way socky? and of course we have the Count to a million project. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:54 3 May 2009

You want my hormones? /injects Orian with hormones. Now how does that feel? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:57, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Also there's UN:CHAT. Look at that, Cowboy Bebop is on. -RAHB 11:02, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the tips. I hope Orian gets a turn-on from Socky's hormones. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 11:04, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Damnm it Socky you gave me breasts! I didn't want your hormone supliments, I wanted teh ones you weren't using! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 11:05 3 May 2009

Oh wait, those were my mother's hormones. My bad. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:08, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Boobs... You look so attractive now... RAWR! jumps on Orian Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 11:14, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Arg! But I don't want to be a lesbian! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 11:17 3 May 2009

That doesn't matter anymore! You're mine now! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 11:20, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I have a penis you know! You can't treat me like this! Nooooooooo! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 11:22 3 May 2009

You will gain experience, whether you like it or not! Yes! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 11:24, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

You're Scottish. She can treat you however she wants. -RAHB 11:25, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

But that's not my fault! I was born that way! You should be more tolerant! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 11:26 3 May 2009

You are my slave gurl now! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 11:28, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

And it's not my fault that I can push the Scots around due to living in a country that rules the world. I WAS BORN THAT WAY! -RAHB 11:29, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

And that's about enough obscenity for the day. See y'all later guys. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 13:03, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

O.O Ummmmm. I was never here. /backs away slowly. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:43, 6 May

Go get him Zeit! He likes lesbians. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:46 6 May 2009

I second that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:50, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Yet another useless award

Rabbi Techno awards you this lovely Mechanical Thing because you voted for something I wrote to be featured. Cheers!

Welcome Zeitgeist. Hope you stick around. I see you got the Sonic the Hedgehog fans already coming to your door for cups of sugar. My advice is that it is bad for their brains . Look forward to your contributions/comments/articles. It can be fun and also hard work as well. --Romartus 23:42, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Bgaaaah!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

And no, I have no intention of changing this template any time soon.

—Sir Guildensternenstein

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So are you really a lesbian?

Just want to clarify. It seems like such a strange thing to wanna be... :S ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:21 12 May 2009

Just like to say that I am joking, just wanted to see where you were. and if you were alright. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:39 12 May 2009

Don't mind Orian, he's just jealous. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:07, 12 May

NO U! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:08 12 May 2009

Yay! I'm back! Not for long though. You see, they are after me. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 11:58, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

They? Zombies? Lebians? Who's they? RUN! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:49 16 May 2009

jumps on Orian Run, Orian! Bring me to safety! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 15:59, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Ack! I can't run when you're on me! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:04 16 May 2009

I'll hold them off! Run, Orian! Take her to safety! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:06, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAA! More of them! We're surrounded! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:08, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Quickly! Upstairs! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:12 16 May 2009

Where do these motherfuckers keep coming from? /takes out a bazooka *BAM* *BOOM* Take that! *KABOOM* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:14, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh my god! Socky's blowing up the house! He's gone mad! And this was a great way to avoid the question! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:16 16 May 2009

They're coming with parachutes! We're doomed! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:17, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Quickly! The basement! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:19 16 May 2009

Oh no! They're crawling out of the ground! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:20, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Back upstairs back upstairs! Oh no! They've eaten socky! The lesbians are litterally eating him out! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:21 16 May 2009

Lesbians? These can not be lesbians! Get off me fucking maggots! /takes out a flamethrower DIE! DIE! DIE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:24, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

To answer your question Orian, they're tiny little gnomes trying to invade my vagina. Oh my God! The house is burning down! What have you done, Socky? Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:26, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Leasbians, zombies, they're all part of the devils legion. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:28 16 May 2009

My question was "are you a lesbian?" and your answer is "they're tiny little gnomes trying to invade my vagina" am I missing something? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:28 16 May 2009

By your question, I meant "Who's they?" Of course I'm a lesbian! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Fucking gnomes! Get away from her legs! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:35, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh I see! It all makes sense to me now! Pulls out a shot gun and shoots Zeit in the face! Can I go to Heaven now mommy? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:36 16 May 2009

You shot Zeit! How could you? /aims flamethrower at Orian Burn in hell, faggot! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:40, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, since I'm actually a ghost, I'm immortal. Orian on the other hand... Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:41, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh... Still makes me wonder why Orian shot you though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:52, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

AAAAAARRRRGRRGRGGRRGRGGR!!!! I don't want to be on fire! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:54 16 May 2009

And I don't like being shot at. kicks Orian in the nuts Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:58, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm telling teh authorities. This is a assault, and your gay so they might give you extra beatings. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:04 16 May 2009

Reality injection: Nothing of this ever happened, don't even try to remember it, you can't! I need to get going now. Bye Bye. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 17:08, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Awww! Bye-bye... ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:28 16 May 2009

Don't let Orian scare you too much, he's just having his period. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:32, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

And aren't I entitled!? Honestly, you men, you're all so steamy. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:33 16 May 2009

Congrats!

You've only been here for several weeks, and this is already one of the creepiest talk pages i've ever seen. Well done! Saberwolf116 03:00, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes but it's also packed with action! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:03 18 May 2009

Albeit strange action. Also, it's 3:00 AM on your time Orian, why are you still up? Get back in bed! Saberwolf116 03:05, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Actually its four. And I am in bed, meargly awake. Been watching CSI all day and night, for what it's worth. -0- I'm not even sleepy. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:08 18 May 2009

Christ, how do you get your daily dose of penis? Saberwolf116 03:32, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Dailly? You think just because I'm gay I'm some kind of slapper? In my dreams... ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:29 18 May 2009

It isn't that hard; you need only ask. Saberwolf116 22:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you! Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:29 18 May 2009

Hallo...?

You here? Want to see what you think to my new article. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:32 26 May 2009

Yes I'm here. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:39, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Yay! :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:40 26 May 2009

jumps on Orian Let's go on another adventure. XD Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:44, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Argh! Now I remember why I don't come here! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:45 26 May 2009

hugs Orian Don't worry, I was just joking. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:51, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah it's OK. Even if you are a girl. And gay. I don't mind, but God does. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:53 26 May 2009

Actually, God was killed by the present Zeitgeist. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 16:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

No no, the credit must go to Dawkins. Liek in that stroy where the little boy kills the giant he did what we all thought impossible. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:00 26 May 2009

Dawkins is just some smartass twat. The Zeitgeist is to blame for God's death. As you are undoubtedly aware of, "Zeitgeist" refers to the ethos of an identified group of people, that expresses a particular world view which is prevalent at a particular period of socio-cultural progression. Thus we are all to blame for God's death. Yes, God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 19:10, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I was kidding. Were you? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:12 26 May 2009

No. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 19:13, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh. /me runs away from conversation (never a good topic to discuss when trying to get to know someone). Thanks for the vote on Nursery! I really apreciate it! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:16 26 May 2009

I need to go now. kisses Orian goodbye Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 19:18, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

/Wipes cheek yucky girls... See you around! Have fun! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:19 26 May 2009

Epic Nietzsche reference! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, Socky. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 18:53, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote, cutie

I greatly appreciate it. You will recieve one of them fancy templates if this one gets featured :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:05 May 26 '09

Thanks for noticing my cuteness. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 18:55, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks thank tank!!!

I have to thank you all again Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:47 27 May 2009

Thanks

Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape. ~ Todd Lyons

and also:

So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty. ~ Todd Lyons

I'm much obliged.  :) --T. (talk) 20:50, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

I love you too, Zeit! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:29, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

What part of "lesbian" don't you understand? Poor delusional Sock... Saberwolf116 22:29, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Sank you ya otta!

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:38 June 3 '09

Thankies

"Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?" Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion. Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:32, Jun 4

Template!

A couplet from Billy the Kid: Your vote's put another notch on my gun, Historical revisionism has never been such fun.

Thanks for your vote! IronLung 02:21, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Preemptive Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

(Though it hasn’t actually been featured yet.)

—Guildy

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Thank you from the trainyards

User:POTR/ITTE Pup

Well Hello!

STOMPING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF YOUR SOCIETY Seriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira

And thanks for the vote M'lady --    20:52, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my soon-to-be featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:33, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

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A miserable thanks

Thank you for making UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés the miserable feature attraction for September 14!

As the French version of the musical says:
À la grande misère du peuple
Et à l'absence de la joie
Remplis ton cœur d'un vin très triste
Et à demain, ami désolé.
Nous voulons faire la guerre
Contre notre gouvernement
Pour illuminer notre terre
Malgré que probablement nous mourrons en faisant cela parce que nous ne pourrons jamais être heureux puisque cette intrigue se fixe sur la misère incessante qui vient de l'injustice sociale dont nous souffrons
These thank-you templates get harder to write every time, don't they? Really, it's quite a miserable predicament.

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Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one.) Sir MacMania GUN—[21:06 14 Sep 2009]

Another Template

Hey Look! It's only filled with happy sand guys!! I swear to god, we're going to lose this war if Hitler keeps sending me on these ridiculous wild goose chases. We wasted a whole year running around Europe to look for the Spear of Destiny and all we found was a bunch of people who claimed to own it. We must have killed fifty people and all we have is a truck full of worthless, rusty spear heads and rotting wooden poles to show for it! Now it looks like we'll be spending 1942 finding out how many people have an Ark of the Covenant and collecting a pile of dusty, acacia wood furniture for the Fuhrer in the process. This is not why I became a Nazi. The bling with all the swastikas is nice but I look like Black Leather Jacket Dork when I'm standing here in this dark, musty craphole with the likes of Captain Doofus and Towel Head Priest Guy!

You have lots of templates! You get loved long time for vote!--    12:43, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

The Doctor

All of the Doctor's incarnations thank you for supporting the featured article on the Doctor. Except the Twenty-first. He's busy filming. The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out. He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation. That's brilliant, isn't it? I say, would you like a jelly baby?

Thank you for supporting! Sir MacMania GUN—[01:41 19 Sep 2009]