User talk:Sleepygamer

Wilson's Law

“A paradox within an enigmatic paradoxical enigma. Er..”

~ Wilson's Law on Wilson's Law

Wilson's Law outlines the possible things that can happen, should happen, will happen, won't happen, has happened, will have going to be have happened and the use of phase space and quantum physics in inverting, reverting, subverting and superverting of things that an happen, should happen, will happen, won't happen, has happened and will have going to be have happened.

Play Second Life

Once you do and go to a sandbox area, (hopefully) you'll find the batman thing hilarious. SteveSims 07:21, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

I think I'll just span an animated GIF of batman where the Uncyclopedia logo normally is. SteveSims 04:02, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Re:Thanks...

You're welcome! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:35, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

^What the? Anyways, your re-write is great! And thanks for the cookie. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:37, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Good work

I must admit that I have no idea what it means, but kudos on the UnTune. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:47, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedian Forces

I've noticed that you haven't updated your Status Report in The Uncyclopedian Forces Urban Dead group for a while. I'm just checking in to see how you're doing, and ask if you're still around. If not, it would be greatly appreciated if you could remove yourself from the status reports page, and list yourself as retired on the Membership list. Thanks!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:20, 14 September 2007 (UTC)  

limbobbins

regarding your comments on the guitar article - LOL. Limbobbins 19:25, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

And now, a Public Service Announcement

Thekillerfroggy and Doctor Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper would like for donating to the Throws and Downs Club of America. So keep your pillows held up in your room, lock your liquor cabinet, and alert the local authorities of possible pillboxes. Only you can prevent pillow fighting!

Nexus War Uncyclopedian Forces

We're doing a recruitment drive for more Uncyclopedians at the moment and seeing as you play Urban Dead I was wondering if I could interest you in Nexus War. See here and here for more information and sign yourself up if you're interested. Our new stronghold should be up and running soon as well (We encountered...problems with it's old location:) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 4, 15:00

(If you join up request an invite to our faction here)

Meh.

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE. Mainly because he gets them for free.

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person THE ICON OF LOL.... Because he found one of their IRC comments to be comical. Ebay!

-Also, the subatomic particles are not random. They are in fact one methane gas subatomic particle and two carbon subatomic particles (in order an electron, a proton and a neutron.) So there.-- 20:58, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

RAWR!

I have a bellybutton. --Andorin Kato 07:26, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Your Sig

I think the problem is the "nowrap" tag, but I could be wrong. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:07, Nov 11

Also, you have to take out that "sup" tag. They're not allowed. See Uncyclopedia:Signatures. Sup tags break the 12px rule. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:37, Nov 11

Thanks!

Thanks very much for the pee review on 'Honest Jim.' I've stuck it on VFH and it's doin' fine! Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:06, Nov 25

No worries dude! As a side note... how do you get that nice small time and date on the end of your sig? :D sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 02:02, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

It's a trick I do in Special:Preferences. Instead of having only {{SUBST:nosubst|User:TheLedBalloon/sig}}, I have this:

{{SUBST:nosubst|User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}</small></small>

The thing is, you have to sign with 3 tildes instead of four, which is either a pain if you like the signature button, or a timesaver if you just type out the tildes. I like to think it's good luck. To Las Vegas! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:56, Nov 26

/me steals. MUAHAHAHAH! Now to test... sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 02:58, Nov 26

Ooooh... Shiney and nice... sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 02:58, Nov 26

Re:Vithuran

I feel sheepish, for more reasons than one. Thanks! --YeOldeLuke 03:22, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Why, hello, sir!

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
	*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:14, Dec 4

Sweeeeet. sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 19:23, Dec 4

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:44, Dec 17

Remember: Merry Christmas templates are the reason for the season

I really hope you don't DIE WHILE CHOKING ON A CUNTYMINT THIS CHRISTMAS Yes, that's just how much I care

-- 19:45, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Enjoy!

You are presented with one (1) keg of delicious ice-cold Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM. Extreme caution should be used when drinking or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from children under six.

As per thanks. Sorry it's not 27 Black Tooth whatever, but I lost NoTM so this is all you get. :P --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:33, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

JOIN UNSOC

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Dear Sleepygamer

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Rough Pubs

Rabbi Techno is sending you this undoubtedly delicious beer to say thanks for voting for Rough Pubs! From Rabbi Techno