User talk:Shenanigans

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VFH

Erm, you seem to have nominated some articles wrongly. If I'm right about your wrongs, and I've been wrong before, than you should probably try to right those wrongs. Namely, you can vote for the pages you nom, and replace that 'insert article title here' bit with, you know, the article title. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:05, Aug 15

Okay, sorry. --Shenanigans 04:17, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

I fixed them. Wiki formatting is all crazy 'n' shit. It's like a whole 'nother language. A crazy language. Try not to take it personally that the noms didn't do well. There's a certain minimum standard, 'round here. The pages seem unfinished. Bad speling doesn't help. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:31, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Wiki formatting is rather "zany". I do HTML and this is still complicated to me... I do my best with spelling, and proofread everything before I submit it. Thanks. --Shenanigans 19:34, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Firefox has a built in spellchecker. That'll catch the worst of the ones that you miss. I find it helps to read it aloud, too. The other people in the library disagree. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:17, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

No, I don't know what "naa mean".

Stop putting up shitty articles for VFH. Dr. Dre and BIG aren't inspirational. They're stupid. Very, very stupid. Unless you know other people like it, don't put it up. I don't know anybody that thinks a black rapper eating fried chicken is inspiring. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 18:41, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

You're a very unhappy person --Shenanigans 19:55, 22 August 2008 (UTC)