User talk:Pandora.
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19:41, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
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Adoption[edit source]
Any & all questions, just go to my talk page. 
Hell[edit source]
I have serious reservations about the quality of your rewrite. You are dropping some pretty good parts. ~ Mordillo where is my BLUMPKIN? 19:03, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Hell for PLS[edit source]
Hello again, in order to be eligible for the PLS I moved your version of hell into your space, namely here. I also reverted Hell to the version before you started working on it, so the judges will see the difference. If you want to keep working on it, work on the version I put on your space. After the PLS is over, we can move it back to the main space. Good luck! ~ Mordillo where is my BLUMPKIN? 08:38, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
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Ignore this bit, its me using my own talk page to create articles... here
Post Rock[edit source]
Hi! I had started rewriting Post Rock today as well --- I made some progress at User:Raxvulpine/Post Rock but hadn't finished yet. Want to work together on it? --Raxvulpine 22:10, 7 March 2008 (UTC)