User talk:Masterd
“Doug is an idiot”
Talk shit about me here[edit source]
Quotes don't go in news, just a tip. -- RAHB 23:25, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Discussion goes on discussion pages. Violate my user page and I'll scalp you.
Also, no need for br -- RAHB 06:32, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Well you still have to space things. But br really doesn't do anything. And you can leave a sig by typing -- ~~~~
well you just got it -- RAHB 22:38, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
yes --RAHB 07:46, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
Put requests here[edit source]
AHEM!
IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!
You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!
...And thank yous here[edit source]
For voting for Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!
as one of the top ten articles of June!
Thanks for increasing my ego more than it needed to be. All for one fucking article. Geez.
In case you were wondering, it made #3
Comrade[edit source]
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Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~ |
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Bloody Pagans[edit source]
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Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
One Of These[edit source]
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HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas. |
| If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB |
Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:19, 17 December 2007 (UTC)