User talk:Jack mort/2007a

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from janurary to february 2007

the winter of my discontent

Not A Long Enough Article?

You said my article isn't long enough... but what about, for example, "I Can't Believe it's Not Murder?" It's like, 2 paragraphs, dude. -- The Llama Llover!!! 22:07, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

I can't believe it's not murder is too short as well. nom it on vfh and watch me say so - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Hehe -- The Llama Llover!!! 02:50, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Now, Turn Left!

THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS. Now, TURN LEFT!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:51, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

you're welcome - jack mort | cunt | talk - 16:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Award delivery

.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:03, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks - jack mort | cunt | talk - 16:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

+S

Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy. There is no personalised message either.

—Braydie at 23:59, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

No worries, you deserved it - jack mort | cunt | talk - 16:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

happy unbirthday!

Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

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congratulations on being a member for a full year, from the 12th of Jan this year, not that ANY CUNT REMEMBERED - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:28, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh we remembered, but we figured you wouldn't want to be reminded. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Haha, i can't believe it's a whole year actually, i only realized because i was looking back in my edit history. 12 months and i've only managed 9 articles so far, shocker. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 16:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your vote!

For that, I give you this award.

Insineratehymn has awarded you a pentagram! ...for voting on HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article.
Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt.

--General Insineratehymn 22:01, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

you're welcome. you should add a section about thanking everyone who votes for and harrasing everyone who votes against, as a pre-whore for your next article :p - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:42, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

WOTM

Thank you.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:46, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

You are most welcome - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

TY for the vote

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:14, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome. congratulations - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Sissy!

Not you. But tag, you're it! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

I am a sissy to be fair, Dumbo makes me cry. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations

On your FEATURED article... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

*trashes room* WOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:11, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 17:32, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome. congratulations - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Category

—Braydie 02:39, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Woop! d'you have to be an admin to fling ninjastars? You certainly deserve one for your own work on the pls categories - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Welcome. congratulations - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A!
	For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed.
	Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I

El Zoof 00:34, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome. congratulations - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Asplode!!

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"

You're welcome. congratulations - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof!
	Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

--El Zoof 00:24, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome, you earned my vote, i'd been trying to quit the accordian for years before you came along - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:05, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Open Your Inventory

	FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item!
	For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG.
	"I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom."

DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:37, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

You are most welcome - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:05, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations

--» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 20:38, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

you're welcome - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:05, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks 4 the Vote!! (You -> 8==========>)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

you are welcome penis - jack mort | cunt | talk - 22:11, 9 August 2007 (UTC)