User talk:InternetVictim

♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥

The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!

WELCOME.

• Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
• How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.

If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

• About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
• Help Pages

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign () button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,  

Hi.

I have a bone to pick with you. I forgot what it was, but I'm sure it was perfectly justified. As such... *lovingly strangles InternetVictim* 1234 ~ 06:40, 23 March 2011

As it just so happens, I have a nose to pick with you. So we're even. Mister Victim (talk) 06:44, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

You assume it's an even nose. What if it's not? 1234 ~ 06:46, 23 March 2011

We'll lambaste a nosy person and/or takeover the world. Whichever's easiest. Mister Victim (talk) 06:51, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

Excellent. You can bring the tacos. 1234 ~ 07:29, 23 March 2011

You're the Best

Thank you Sir, for your kindess shown to me...Pea Chess (Chat) 08:31, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Minor thingy

When you move pages, if you move a talk page with it. Take the talk page redirect to QVFD always, there is no need for it to exist. I did it for you this time, but remember to do it in future - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:18, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

Well, maybe, yeah, sure. The same argument for the talk page redirect not needing to exist can be applied to the article, but if that's how you guys do it then sure. Mister Victim (talk) 07:21, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

Brrrr...

10 reasons to thank InternetVictim 10. You voted for User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty on VFH 9. You're pretty cool 8. You participated in rigging one of Uncyclopedia's most sacred voting pages 7. Thus proving that you don't have a frigid sense of humor 6. Except you do since you voted for an article that involved freezing temperatures 5. Not even sure if that was a proper pun anyway 4. Sorry 3. I think I'm running out of numbers here 2. But I just wanted to say 1. Thanks for the vote!

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:25 Apr 25, 2011

Your user page

is awsome! --ShabiDOO 00:13, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

You're awsome. Mister Victim (talk) 02:22, December 21, 2011 (UTC)