User talk:DoctorQuack
Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
I've moved your article to the mail article space, specifically here because it's not a proper UnNews article. For information about UnNews, I've placed to some knowledge in written form below. Good luck in your writing efforts. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:05, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
Welcome to UnNews, DoctorQuack, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.
I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.
You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.
If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.
Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.
Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?
If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.
At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.
- This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Welcome![edit source]
Hello DoctorQuack, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for registering an account. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:
Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general:
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:DoctorQuack/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider browsing our rewrite and idea categories. There's also a page with requested articles, if you'd rather start from scratch. We have lots of articles and red links just sitting around waiting to be edited, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button ( —Sir Socky |
) above the edit box. Again, welcome!
Requesting a Pee Review[edit source]
I realize you're new here, so here's a Pee Review request lession. Or lesson.
When requesting a Pee Review, the article should not be copied or moved into the Pee Review template. You can leave it where it is, and just type in the name of the article. I moved the article for you to User:DoctorQuack/UnNews:Amoeba. To get it reviewed:
1. Click on Pee Review to the left of your screen.
2. Type User:DoctorQuack/UnNews:Amoeba in the Create entry box.
3. Click the box, naturally.
4. (Optional) Put a very short note before ~~~~
5. Click save page.
6. Thank me for my brilliance and wonderfully helpful ways.
King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 05:18, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Additional note: I just noticed that the same or very similar article is still at Amoeba. If you want that reviewed instead, type Amoeba in step 2. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 05:21, December 14, 2009 (UTC)