User talk:67.187.21.48
Hi. You're going to have to put a construction tag on your page and expand it or it looks like it'll be huffed anytime. Some folks are quick on the draw here. Thanks. Aleister 23:34 16-3-'12
Maybe you should go talk to this guy, who has put your pages up for deletion. Make nice with him and others. Hey, you seem to like it here, why not sign up with an account name and play with your fellow man. Enjoy (and go talk nice to Matt) Aleister 15:06 17-3-'12
EEEKKKKK. I'm your only friend here right now. So do as a friend says. Look at this page and shudder. Shudder!!!
Aleister (UTC)
67.187.21.48 02:24, 16 March 2014 (UTC)
- My idiocy proceeds me. Aleister minutes later
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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What he said ^[edit source]
Stop making stupid, crappy articles that consist of like four lines or you will get banned. -- 15:52, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
Not every page needs a {{Wikipedia}}/{{NoWikipedia}} template.[edit source]
So please don't spam such templates all over the place.
19:11, 30 May 2012Please don't remove ICU tags[edit source]
Removing ICU tags without permission can get you banned. So please ask the person who placed the ICU tag or an admin before removing any ICU tags. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:57, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
Makin' up a date...[edit source]
December 30: No More School Appreciation Day
- 1920 - Oscar Wilde announces that no more school will be in the world.
- 1988 - There are protests against no school. Oscar Wilde successfully stops them all.
- 2000 - Oscar Wilde kills all teachers, students, and principals except me.
- 2009 - Elementary school, middle school, high school, and college are all no more except for kindergarten and preschool.
- 2013 - Oscar Wilde announces that you will get a degree when you complete kindergarten.
- 2014 - 1,000,000 students get a degree in kindergarten and get a job.
- 2015 - 9,000,000 more students complete kindergarten and get a job.
- 2992 - Elementary school, middle school, high school, and college are brought back. This angers Oscar Wilde.
67.187.21.48 01:45, 30 December 2013 (UTC)
To the admin who blocked me[edit source]
Go fuck off. 67.187.21.48 13:56, 29 January 2014 (UTC)
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