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Welcome to the 3rd Edition of The Article Whisperer
Please check the talk page or leave me a message if you have any questions or concerns. Thanks.
Also, this is the first Article Whisperer since 2011; so do it, BITCH!

The competition

The Article Whisperer
Uncyclopedia:The Article Whisperer
That's right, fellow Uncyclopedians. For the next two weeks, this could be you!
Awarded for	Best Most Wanted, Requested or Vital Article
Presented by	Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles
Reward	{{TAWaward}}
First awarded	2010
Most Wanted	TBA
Requested	TBA
Vital	TBA
Preceeded by	Poo Lit Surprise (2013)
Followed by	Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball (2013)

What is the The Article Whisperer?

An annual writing competition held by Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. It is intended to encourage submissions for requested articles. These are typically either long-standing requests which have been listed on UN:REQ for a year or more, are listed in the Top 50 wanted articles or are otherwise considered "vital" encyclopedic subjects. Participants are limited only to articles which are listed on these pages.

Unlike {{reqaward}} which is given to editors in recognition of submitting a successful request, or more specifically one of adequate quality (i.e. not ending up on ICU/QVFD/VFD), this competition is intended for the creation of potential FA-level articles.

Topics from UN:REQ include:

• Applied arts and sciences
• Arts and entertainment
• Biography
• Business and economics
• Mathematics
• Music
• Natural sciences
• Philosophy
• Social sciences
• Sports
• Uncyclopedia-related
• UnProjects
• Other

Who can enter and what are the rules?

All registered members of Uncyclopedia are encouraged to enter, though a few restrictions apply. Judges are permitted to enter the competition, however, they may not enter an article in the category they are judging (see here for the list of judges). Noobs (people who've been here for 3 months or less) cannot enter Uncyclopedia-related articles, as these articles could potentially become policy in future.

You may enter only once for each category (for which you are eligible; one article per category per person). An article may only be entered in one category, and it must fit within the requirements of a particular category. You may not change three words and the title of an article to make it eligible for another category; such behavior will result in both articles being disqualified.

Collaborations of two or more writers will be allowed but are limited to one article per category. When submitting a team entry, the article will be in the userspace of the group's "leader". Each team member will share a single prize. Any writer part of a collaboration is free to work on a separate entry by themselves though, like all entries, will be permitted one article per category. Two collaborations do not count as one entry; they count as two.

Articles created prior to the competition cannot be submitted. Also, no plagiarism. Should we discover your work is not original, you will be disqualified. Using resources such as the Reefer Desk, Image Request, or Pee Review is forbidden. Users may, however, use Uncyclopedia:Incomplete List of Basic Articles, Uncyclopedia:Vital, Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process, Special:Wantedpages, Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles (including UN:REQ's RC template) and/or Inspire an Article to help get ideas. Again, please remember that participants are limited only to articles (and related subpages) which are specifically listed on UN:REQ, UN:ILBA, UN:VITAL and Special:Wantedpages.

When is the The Article Whisperer going to be held?

• From September 1st ― September 15th entries will be accepted.
• From September 16th ― September 22nd, entries will be locked and judged.
• From September 23rd ― September 29th, winners will be announced, articles will be moved into the mainspace, and all entries will be unlocked.
• September 30th ― the end. Or is it?

(n.b.: all times are to be measured by UTC, and all phases of the contest end at midnight on the specified day; entries may be accepted late under certain conditions.)

Where should I put my entry?

The article should be placed on your namespace. Between 1st September ― 15th September, you should post a link to your article in the entry section below and sign as you would a forum post or vote. It should look somewhat like this:

• User:Under user/HowTo:Be A Supervillain--Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:05, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

If you're a paranoid, or afflicted with OCD, or just want to tell people to shove off until after the competition, add {{TAW-WIP}} to your entry.

Entries

While a selection of suggested articles are available here, editors are allowed to select any article listed on UN:REQ or UN:VITAL and Special:WantedPages. Please note that entries from Special:WantedPages are reserved for the "Best Most Wanted" category.

Best Most Wanted Article

Also simply known as "Best Article", this category is for articles which are currently listed on Special:WantedPages. Please note that This page does not exist is closed to editing and not applicable for this competition. Below are the top 3 most wanted articles (as of March 26th, 2013).

Username	Entry	Comment
Username	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic‏‎
Username	Naked Brothers Band‏
Userame	Mr. Roger's Neighborhood‏

Best Requested Article

This category is for articles which are currently listed on UN:REQ.

Username	Entry	Comment
Username	Black Cab
Username	Bruce Willis
Username	Sailor Moon
Username	Minnesota
Username	Magazine
Username	Black Lace
Username	Three Days Grace
Username	Metallica

Best "Vital" Article

This category is for articles which are currently listed on UN:VITAL.

Username	Entry	Comment
Username	Johannes Gutenberg
Username	Zheng He
Username	Himalayas
Username	Sima Qian
Username	Sovereign state
Username	Japanese yen
Username	International Court of Justice
Username	Comet
Username	Digestion
Username	Organism

Optional

Collaborative challenge

This is a special "challenge" award open to any of Uncyclopedia's writing groups (e.g. Imperial Colonization, Upsilon Sigma Sigma, Der Unwehr, etc.) as well as a random combination of editors. All teams should have the same number of members and should not exceed four participants.

Username	Entry	Comment
Group name	Johannes Gutenberg
Group name	Anatomy
Group name	Himalayas

Expansion challenge

This is a special "challenge" award to successfully complete a requests for expansion. These are either very short preliminary articles that have not yet been developed or previously deleted articles which require a rewrite.

Username	Entry	Comment
	Gradius	see User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Gradius
	Speed reading	see User:SilentScreaming/Speed reading
	List of characters in The Simpsons	see User:Evilgidgit/List of characters in The Simpsons

Oldest Requested Article challenge

This is a special "challenge" award to successfully create any article requested for more than a year.

Username	Entry	Comment
	Ork
	HowTo:Troll Slashdot
	The Bronx
	Mu (negative)
	Planet X

VFD challenge

This is a special "challenge" award to successfully re-create any article formerly deleted via Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion.

Username	Entry	Comment
	House of Reprehensibles
	Donkey Kong Syndrome
	Bart Simpson is sleeping with your wife

This article is under construction for the The Article Whisperer writing competition.

Which means that, The Article Whisperer should only be edited by the author until the competition has ended... No, seriously. Please do not edit this article!