Three Days Grace

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Before my blessed family consumes the food presented before us; we bind our hands, hopefully in the way in which doesn't summon the undead, blessing this food. Dear Lord, enrich the flavor of this entrée; for it was truly was a bitch to make. Amen.

Good food forged by good hands. Cleansed after we masturbate, we're hungry. With food, we compensate. No longer, Lord, can I wait. I'm about to dive into what is on my plate! Amen.

The meal, the situation, the blessing we have been given by our Lord. Our sacrifices, all. We are truly appreciative of our great almighty God. We have decided to show you tonight how appreciative and grateful we are, our Lord. Watch now as we eat our meal in a seductive manner. Amen.

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