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American football[edit]

American football officials[edit]

American football players[edit]

American football stadiums[edit]

American football teams[edit]

American Football Conference
National Football Conference

Archery[edit]

Association football (soccer)[edit]

Association football general[edit]

Association football lists[edit]

Association football seasons[edit]

Association football teams[edit]

Association football players (individual)[edit]

Association football coaches[edit]

Misc[edit]

Athletics[edit]

Events[edit]

Athletes[edit]

Australian rules football[edit]

Badminton[edit]

Baseball[edit]

Baseball basic terms[edit]

Baseball coaches[edit]

Baseball teams[edit]

American League
National League

Baseball events[edit]

Baseball officials[edit]

Baseball players[edit]

Misc[edit]

Basketball[edit]

Basketball basic terms[edit]

Basketball coaches[edit]

Basketball teams[edit]

Eastern Conference
Western Conference

Basketball events[edit]

Basketball players[edit]

Basketball referees[edit]

Bobsleigh[edit]

Bodybuilding[edit]

Bodybuilders[edit]

Bodybuilding equipment[edit]

Bowling[edit]

Boxing[edit]

Bridge[edit]

Canoe / Kayak[edit]

Climbing[edit]

Cricket[edit]

Cricket players[edit]

Cue sports[edit]

Cycling[edit]

Diving[edit]

Fencing[edit]

Field hockey[edit]

Figure skating[edit]

Fishing[edit]

Golf[edit]

Golfers[edit]

Gymnastics[edit]

Horse riding and racing[edit]

Ice hockey[edit]

Ice hockey players[edit]

Lacrosse[edit]

Martial arts[edit]

  • Boob fu - a delightful, healthy martial art in which women exercise their right to bare "arms". "Whap!" whoah, what's happening? "Whap!" oh my, do that again "Whap!" Mamma, I surrender... actually, what I'm really requesting is a good animated sequence that depicts how the trained practitioner can pummel her opponent into senseless admiration. ;) Like kickboxing for non foot fetishists.

Mixed Martial Arts[edit]

Motor sports[edit]

Auto racers

Orienteering[edit]

Rollerskating[edit]

Rowing[edit]

Rowers[edit]

Rugby[edit]

Sailing[edit]

Shooting[edit]

Skateboarding[edit]

Skiing[edit]

Snowboarding[edit]

Speed skating[edit]

Squash[edit]

Strongman[edit]

Swimming[edit]

Table tennis[edit]

Tennis[edit]

Track and field[edit]

Triathlon[edit]

  • Multisport — Many multi-event sports end in "-thlon" (like biathlon, triathlon, pentathlon, and duathlon), which could perhaps be the title of the actual article. I feel like there's the potential for a really great concept involving an otherall classification of the sports and their crazy names; what comes to mind is a vague image of a Hydra monster with sport events as heads, each one popping up to replace another. I don't have anything further than that. (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co gct sw yt)

Volleyball[edit]

Wrestling[edit]

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

WWF/WWE[edit]

WCW[edit]

ECW[edit]

Mexican luchadore El Santo.

International[edit]

Other sports[edit]