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WARNING! Pretty Pretty Pretty Please put all requests into alphabetical order. It will make things easier for all of us.

American football[edit source]

American football officials[edit source]

American football players[edit source]

American football stadiums[edit source]

American football teams[edit source]

American Football Conference
National Football Conference

Archery[edit source]

Association football (soccer)[edit source]

Association football general[edit source]

Association football lists[edit source]

Association football seasons[edit source]

Association football teams[edit source]

Association football players (individual)[edit source]

Association football coaches[edit source]

Misc[edit source]

Athletics[edit source]

Events[edit source]

Athletes[edit source]

Australian rules football[edit source]

Badminton[edit source]

Baseball[edit source]

Baseball basic terms[edit source]

Baseball coaches[edit source]

Baseball teams[edit source]

American League
National League

Baseball events[edit source]

Baseball officials[edit source]

Baseball players[edit source]

Misc[edit source]

Basketball[edit source]

Basketball basic terms[edit source]

Basketball coaches[edit source]

Basketball teams[edit source]

Eastern Conference
Western Conference

Basketball events[edit source]

Basketball players[edit source]

Basketball referees[edit source]

Bobsleigh[edit source]

Bodybuilding[edit source]

Bodybuilders[edit source]

Bodybuilding equipment[edit source]

Bowling[edit source]

Boxing[edit source]

Bridge[edit source]

Canoe / Kayak[edit source]

Climbing[edit source]

Cricket[edit source]

Cricket players[edit source]

Cue sports[edit source]

Cycling[edit source]

Diving[edit source]

Fencing[edit source]

Field hockey[edit source]

Figure skating[edit source]

Fishing[edit source]

Golf[edit source]

Golfers[edit source]

Gymnastics[edit source]

Horse riding and racing[edit source]

Ice hockey[edit source]

Ice hockey players[edit source]

Lacrosse[edit source]

Martial arts[edit source]

  • Boob fu - a delightful, healthy martial art in which women exercise their right to bare "arms". "Whap!" whoah, what's happening? "Whap!" oh my, do that again "Whap!" Mamma, I surrender... actually, what I'm really requesting is a good animated sequence that depicts how the trained practitioner can pummel her opponent into senseless admiration. ;) Like kickboxing for non foot fetishists.

Mixed Martial Arts[edit source]

Motor sports[edit source]

Auto racers

Orienteering[edit source]

Rollerskating[edit source]

Rowing[edit source]

Rowers[edit source]

Rugby[edit source]

Sailing[edit source]

Shooting[edit source]

Skateboarding[edit source]

Skiing[edit source]

Snowboarding[edit source]

Speed skating[edit source]

Squash[edit source]

Strongman[edit source]

Swimming[edit source]

Table tennis[edit source]

Tennis[edit source]

Track and field[edit source]

Triathlon[edit source]

  • Multisport — Many multi-event sports end in "-thlon" (like biathlon, triathlon, pentathlon, and duathlon), which could perhaps be the title of the actual article. I feel like there's the potential for a really great concept involving an otherall classification of the sports and their crazy names; what comes to mind is a vague image of a Hydra monster with sport events as heads, each one popping up to replace another. I don't have anything further than that. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Volleyball[edit source]

Wrestling[edit source]

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

WWF/WWE[edit source]

WCW[edit source]

ECW[edit source]

Mexican luchadore El Santo.

International[edit source]

Other sports[edit source]