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Today's featured article *gets classical music mp3* *ahem*... 3... 2... 1... After gaslighting their followers that the non-existent country of France was a real place, and after stating that Jeffrey Epstein was "my best friend", this horrid Uncyclopedian user has earned their place as one of the most hated Uncyclopedians on the site. It eventually went way deeper than these surface-level facts, however, as it has been revealed that Alula has had a secret history of lying, pedophilia, and even more. These events have escalated so much, that recently, DaniPine3 has deleted their Discord account, and alongside it, have left the Uncyclopedian Discord server. So how did this story occur? (Full article...) Recently featured: Video essay Charlie Kirk Cyberbullying Velociraptor Archive · Vote for featured articles · Did you know... *... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?

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