User:Dismedian
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The stuff of internet lore and legend.
17-0 |
This user does not understand 1337 (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
ac-0 |
This user does not understand those African clicky noises (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
au-X |
This user only speaks 'Straylyan enough to seduce native 'Straylyan speakers . |
bl-G |
This user does not speak Blasphemy and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Blasphemy speakers. |
do-0 |
This user does not understand Dolphin (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
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enl-N |
This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder. |
es-E |
This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. |
gbs-N |
This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard. |
il-0 |
This user does not understand Igpay Atinlay (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
ns-0 |
This user does not understand Newspeak (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
pe-N |
This user is a native speaker of Plain English. |
re-0 |
This user does not understand Recondite English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
rh-N |
This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. |
se-N |
This user is a native speaker of Simple English. |
us-N |
This user is a native speaker of American English. |
us-A |
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |
This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language. |
ow-0 |
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and go well with Brie. Help! |
This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. |
No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See? |
Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... |
RENT |
This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
This user is a clumsy slutty US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet that likes to curate while incompetent puce bass guitars swallow his arccosine. |
This user is the random uncivilized egg that optimised their underarm hair inside of your dog houses so you must hatefully dry them with a guillotine. |
Color |
This user likes random colored userboxes. |
This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head |
∞ |
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. |
♂ |
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! |
This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! |
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
This user is cooler than you. |
This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
Pasta be upon this user. |
This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.
LV-2 | This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life. |
DIFF E | This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves. |
This user has lost the game! |
This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess. |
This user is a cereal killer. |
This user is a Mad Scientist. |
This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions. |
This user is a complete, irredeemable castle. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and wash at an Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. |
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback! |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! |
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, and wishes he will gats firedfrom his job. |
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usbx |
This user likes to use userboxes. |
Usb! |
No, really! |
USB!!!!!11 |
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
Color |
This user likes random colored userboxes. |
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. |
This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
This user is interested in Fossils. Some people call this a form of necrophilia. |
This user wishes you a |
This user's head A SPLODE. |
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT |
ETP |
Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
This user has eye beams. |
This user has eye beams. |
This user is pretty sure Epic Beard Man is their father and is therefore dangerous. (List of Illegitimate Children) |
MS-N |
This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. |
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