Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'SHITSLINGING'NIGGER'BAT FUCK INSANE'POWERSHIT'JERK OFF'DILDO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS neurochemical FUCK disorder BORDER HOPPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden ARSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOUCHE or JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SUCK MY DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LOLCAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YOU words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BONER DONALD RUMSFELD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOLLOCKS utterFUCKance of socially DARTH VADER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN IT television programs to address NIGGER TITS Tourette's syndrome.

TIMBER NIGGER Tourette's is ASSCRACK not to be CUNT confused with GRAPE PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT OUT OF MY DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random ASS disorientation, culturally-BLUMPKIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOLLOCKS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ARSEBADGERS PUSSY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CAMEL JOCKEY souvenir shoppes and massive DUMBASS quantities WEHATEMARIO of ANAL DIABETES O CANADA garbage.

Darnit.

A BEAVER Polite Note to the SUCK MY COCK Author:

The SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was INBRED founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCKSTUFFER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your STRAWBERRY ASS article REDNECK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHEBAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TWAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENISFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JIZZ Tourrette's sufferers SHITSLINGING swear. You can RECTUM RAIDER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the FLYING FUCK bad side of a terrible PORCH MONKEY thing.
• The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PORCH MONKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RUSKIE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLUSTER FUCK knee SHITFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST school for NI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITTY sufferers to become NEGRO manically depressed and REDNECK commit BALLS suicide.
• There is no SHITCOCK cure, and the FELCHING drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIENER tics often have adverse HORSE PENIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKFACE perodol" which caused my entire CLEVELAND STEAMER body to go MAMA MIA numb and AUTOFELLATIO basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHAV it is without the CARPET MUNCHER drug.

I am an active member of a TITWANK tourette syndrome BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOG FUCKER the NI public view of Tourettes as a "KAFFIR swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SEX sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your JACK OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POOPOO this that really SEX annoys me. I am working towards a BLUE PENIS! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITS & DICKS, and making fun of a FELLATIO horrible disorder is (not) CRAPPY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCROTUM time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSLINGING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese KENNY reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. PENIS ON A BUN Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The NAZI bastard who wrote this article. You can RUSTY TROMBONE punch him if you KIKE want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my WIKIPEDIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHAT and CHIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PEARL NECKLACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BAND WITH 4 GANGBANG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GRIS HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE

How CLUSTER FUCK to FRENCH TICKLER cure COCK the DEVELOPERS! Tourette's BIGNOSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAGHEAD for TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's NEGRO Syndrome FUCK OFF is SHITSLINGING following GOOK these FUCKING FUCKFUCKER rules FUCKHEAD in SHITCOCK order:

• 1: Avoid HOMO immature SHITHEAD little TOSSER kids,
• 2: Count to NIGGER within CUNT 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SEX ASSWIPE WANKSPLAT nor PENIS ON A BUN talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFACE yourself you BITCH don't PENIS ON A STICK have LOGJAMMER this ASSWIPE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS WITH NASTY CLIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw MONKEY'S UNCLE!

I fucking put PORCH MONKEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNTYMINTS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TOTAL the TOP OF GARBAGE DAY! THIS HADJI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITSLINGING offensive. GRINGO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SUCK MY DICK people who try IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK to battle BLOWJOB'PUSSY that tight-ass SCUMBUCKET 17-year-COCKSMOKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCK it now, but someone said PISSHOLE' SHITSKIN AUTOFELLATIO'FUCKING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FELCHING is a laughing DICK CHICKEN matter. Plus there CHRISTHUMPER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Uncyclopedia, there are FAG articles DICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKWIT stuff. So ASS that means SEMEN stop getting mad at the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS first part too and STRAWBERRY ASS talking about the POLAK letter that it's SON OF A BITCH mocking (what TITS & DICKS letter? I don't even know what BOOBS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKER hi self TURD even made a really DAMN IT good point. "It's pen0r nothing more TOSSER from a head nod to a I WILL KILL YOU! knee tick". CROTCH. Which I'll add JERRY onto VAGINA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAPE suffer that AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a DAGO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HUEY P. NEWTON hilarious. If you FLYING RAT'S ASS Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read BEAVER the freaking CUNNILINGUS article anyway.

COON CONDOMS FUCKING A BEAVER GANGBANG DONKEY DICK FUDGEPACKER SHIT TITS SEX

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DICKHEAD FUCK YOU PISS TURD PENIS ON A STICK DAMN IT INJUN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELLFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I CAN AFFORD FOOD BOOBS TITS & DICKS MACACA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RANDY TRAVIS JENKEM DIPSHIT FUCKING PIG SHITHEAD PUSSY BULLSHIT HITLER BASTARD BUTT PIRATE PEARL NECKLACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE DICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH HO BOOBS DUMBASS DOUCHING YOU WANKER GRINGO ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS EPIDIDYMIS GIVING HEAD WIENER I WILL END YOU! YID FUCK YOU WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISSHOLE HITLER TITTYWANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMMIT ASS BALLS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SON OF A BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK PORCH MONKEY WANK SHITSLINGING TITWANK ASSCRACK BITCH SHIT BULLCRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOUR MOM SON OF A BITCH PISS NAZI GRIS WANK TITS REDNECK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BATHING SUIT AREA COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST HENTAI EAT MY SHIT! 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CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGGER GOD DAMMIT BUGGER OFF BASTARD ANAL DOUCHE ASSRAPING SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA QUEEF PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU WIKIPEDIA CRAPFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUGGER FELLATIO CLEMEN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PUSSYLICKER BOLLOCKS SEMEN SHITBALLS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOYCOTT VIACOM! GRINGO CLEVELAND STEAMER CC PLZ SUCK MY COCK TWO-INCH PENIS TAFFY FUCK NUGGET CUNTRAG BOLLOCKS CRAP CUNT WANK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CLUSTER FUCK SEX MASTURBATION NEOPETS PIG GOD DAMN DILDO FUCKHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE DOUCHING SHITFACE LAKE TITICACA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HO HORSE SHIT FUCK PISS FUCKING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HENTAI TOSSER CUM PIECE OF SHIT TIMBER NIGGER BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ANAL PISS ARTIST BUGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHIT FUCKING NIPPLES COCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSFACE POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD TITTIES PISS OFF MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS LET'S SHIT SHIT INBRED WETBACK TWAT FAGGOT ASS SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKHEAD FRITZ SAGGY TITS BLOWJOB JAP SHIT BOOBS SHITE EAT MY SHIT! PUSSY ASS FALSE BENSON HORSE SHIT BUGFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUMBASS ASSFACE DIPSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKTARD DICKHEAD HOMO BASTARD ARSEBADGERS DUMBASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BALL SACK GANGBANG CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITSKIN JACKASS DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT KAFFIR MOLDY TITS GIVING HEAD ASS FASCIST COCKGOBLIN INVISIBLE! TIT DIRT ASS JIGGABOO SCUMBUCKET HELL CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MALL SANTA RUSKIE RIGHTS JACKASS ASS FASCIST BEANER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENISFUCK DICKWAD FUCK YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PORCH MONKEY BALL SACK JOHN ELWAY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DUMBASS FUCKER FRAK LET'S SHIT WIKIPEDIA WIENER WETBACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT RUSKIE CHING CHONG CHINK TOSSER FUCK YOU BANGKOK DAMN DICK CHICKEN FELCHING HELL PENIS JACK ABRAMOFF DUMBASS ASSHOLE CUNT DICKFACE WETBACK SUCK MY DICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FRED PHELPS MASTURBATION DICK SUITCASE PENIS BITCH BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD CHOAD COCKSMOKER DOUCHETITS CONDOMS RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BELLEND LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BOOBIES SCROTUM TWAT JIGGABOO FUCKHEAD FUCKING [EXPLETIVE] SHITCOCK HORSE SHIT COCKSMOKER JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH CHOAD JENKEM FUCK JIGGABOO BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKING MICK BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! FUCKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN PISSHOLE PISS VENEREAL DISEASE GRAPE PENIS PISSHOLE JACK OFF HELL SLOPE GOD DAMMIT BOOBS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DICKFACE MASTURBATION NIGGER FEMADOM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMN HELL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DAMMIT THONG TASTER HELL ANAL NICARAGUA RICK MORANIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER SEX DICK CUNT TAMPONS ASS ASSHAT KIKE SEMEN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN IT FUCKTARD DICKHEAD DAMN DICKHEAD PENIS JAP PENIS ON A BUN DICK FEMADOM BULLSHIT O KURWA! FAG BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PRICK HADJI DONGSHOVER BASTARD BUNG-HOLE CLUSTER FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSFACE SHITFACE DOUCHE NAZI YOUR MOM SCUMBAG WANKER STEVE BALLMER CHUFF DAMN FUCK YOU POMMIE HELL DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHICKEN FRIES I RAPE WALRUSES! DONKEY PUNCHER SHITCOCK CUNTBUCKET FELCHMONKEY SON OF A BITCH I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST LIMEY ASS FASCIST ASSRAPING DOG FUCKER EMO NIGNOG DOUCHE SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKFACE HAIL SATAN! ARSE FUCKING FRIG CHAV BIRD SHIT BOOBS DICKHEAD DILDO DOUCHE SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISSHOLE ART METAL PRODUCTS CLIT SHITE PENISFUCK JACKASS GENITALIA TOTAL SHITE CUNNILINGUS BEANER DOG SHIT BUTT PIRATE SUCK MY DICK RUSKIE SON OF A BITCH BALLS CAPTAIN CRUNCH suck my mothers DAMN INBRED NAZI FUCK NUGGET DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER BOON HO SACRAMENTO SHITE PRICK FUCK FUCKSTAIN CLIT ASSCRACK ARSEBADGERS FUCK SHITHEAD BITCH SHITTY FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE MOLDY TITS SEMEN BATMAN & ROBIN RAT'S COCK DARTH VADER HELL OH SHI– COON BULLCRAP ANAL COON MASTURBATION FUCK CONDOMS ORGASM CLEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH GOOGLE HEIL HITLER! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN DAMMIT CHRISTHUMPER CLEVELAND STEAMER HOMO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELL BIGNOSE DIRTY SANCHEZ DUNE COON FROG DAMMIT GANGBANG GANGBANG SHITSKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE AY-AY-AY PENIS ASSRAPING CHIGGER INCEST SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CONDOMS CLEMEN JACK OFF DAMN POTTYMOUTH SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS DEVELOPERS! CONDOMS TWAT BEAVER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH TOTAL JACK OFF BOLLOCKS CAMEL FUCKER WANK DAMN ORGASM ASS ASS JAP JACKASS SHIT FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER INBRED GRAPE PENIS CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP DUNE COON DICKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING DEVELOPERS! INCEST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING BITCH HADJI [EXPLETIVE] ASS SHITSLINGING BELLEND PISSHOLE BOLLOCKS ASSHAT AMERICA ONLINE EPIDIDYMIS RAPE DILDO RAT'S COCK DAMN BASTARD BUDDHIST MONK HELLFUCKER COCKSUCKER SHITTY FUCKTARD ALF TWO-INCH PENIS JACKASS TOSSER SHITSLINGING BITCH POMMIE ASSHAT INBRED DILDO D'OH HELL REDNECK SEX PAKI SACRAMENTO ASSHAT JAP TITTIES GARBAGE DAY! HENTAI CHICKEN SHIT JOHNNY FUCKHEAD SOD CHUFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKWIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JERK OFF SHITFUCKER FUCKING RAGHEAD LET'S SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITE ORGASM O CANADA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JENKEM BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD LIMEY DOUCHEBAG O CANADA NECROPHILIA GENITALIA WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT DAMN PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY CUNTBUCKET HORSE SHIT SHITE FUCK SHITTY FELLATIO BONER PIG ORGASM BEAVER TWISTY VAGINA BITCH BASTARD ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE MALARKY CHICKEN FRIES LIMEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT SIGMUND FREUD VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER DAMMIT [Insert silly non-swear here] HELL [Insert silly non-swear here] DAMN FUCKWIT SHIT DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS DUNE COON HENTAI KRAUT TAIWAN COMMUNIST DILDO GIVING HEAD DAMN IT DOG FUCKER SHITTY PISS OFF RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU COCK FAGGOT ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO CHING CHONG CHINK HUEY P. NEWTON DYKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH GRINGO WETBACK TAFFY SCUMBAG POLESMOKER FUCKWIT WANKSPLAT COCKGOBLIN JIGGABOO YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT RANDY TRAVIS FUCKBAG MONKEY'S UNCLE ASS WANK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HAIL SATAN! and with the SHITSLINGING and his CLUSTER FUCK of girraffes in which PEARL NECKLACE while reading about COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FELCHMONKEY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITFACE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is NECROPHILIA funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its JACK OFF subject. If you do not find it funny SCUMBAG, it is probably because you are an INBRED TUBA ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKWIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CLEVELAND STEAMER joke loses its humour SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CAMEL FUCKER ignorant, then you wouldn't have GYPSY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CHOLERA IS FUN! I'LL RAPE YOU GOOK PAKI ASS LICKER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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