User:ARandomPage/ED is the worst

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ED. Junky junky junk

To everyone who will listen to me, ED is the worst! It is a total piece of junk. For example, they place goatse on every page they see, they think shock humor is funny, and they say we suck when we're actually better than them! Decapitated people are judged as world leaders! Celebreties such as PF4Eva are treated as dictators! What kind of junky junky junky junky junky junk is this?


I HATE ED! I HATE ED! I HATE ED! I HATE ED! I HATE ED! From AAA! (AAAA)

Do I care? —Hinoa KUN (talk)
Don't know, don't care. How's that? --AAA! (AAAA)
I HATE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! I HATE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! I HATE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! I HATE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! I HATE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! HATE HATE HATE HATE!


HATE HATE HAT!


Encyclopedia Dramatica is a bunch of poopy!

--General Insineratehymn

After looking around it for a little, I second that. --The fatgoat

ED humor is TERRIBLE![edit | edit source]

Seriously, come on! At least 100 years ago? Old memes? 7-11? What kind of junky junky junky junky junky junk IS that anyway? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C)

Those guys suck. Their ideas about humor are lame. I suspect them all of being sophomoric lower beings, possibly americans, who still have not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy Alanis Morisette song. --General Insineratehymn

The thing I love most about ED is that our spam filter blocks it. --AAA! (AAAA)

The thing about ED is, for something that we don't care about, we certainly waste a disproportionate amount of time talking about it.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!

Hey, I don't start the discussions. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C)

Has anyone seen ED's goatse article? --AAA! (AAAA)

Nobody wants to see ED's goatse article. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON?
Just when you thought hello.jpg was enough, they put in the other 39 gap images to scare you. --AAA! (AAAA)
The weird thing is, not only does shock humor suck, ED is just lame with it. All they ever do is slap goatse on pages and think that will crush spirits. People get used to everything, even goatse. When your idea of humor is "Lulz lulz lulz it's goatse lulzzz" you truly have a problem. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C)

This is a lot like Uncyclopedia is the Worst, only that page was a joke. Like, ED is a bunch of poopy. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy»

Is this the only forum where we're being serious? --AAA! (AAAA)

Shut it down[edit | edit source]

www.shutdowned.org. Please sign it. I have. --AAA! (AAAA)

I've seen that. I didn't sign because it's not our place to shut them down. Let them take themselves apart and let's make fun of them from here. Our policy is not to meddle in their affairs. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C)
What? Morons. Heck yeah, ED shutdown for the win.  –              Smiddle             
I voted. See below for an agenda for ED users. --Starnestommy
We need a petition to shut down uncyclopedia. Nobody is going to shut a website couse of an online petition, that's just free advertizing, we could use it!---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ

The Agenda of an Average ED User[edit | edit source]

The average Encyclopedia Dramatican

Almost all ED users seem to follow this agenda:

  1. Log into ED
  2. Masturbate to goatse.
  3. Make a fake article about someone or something.
  4. Create attack article about Wikipedia administrators or the guy who insulted them on MySpace/LiveJournal.
  5. Masturbate to goatse.
  6. Vandalize Uncyclopedia or Wikipedia, often while copying from ED.
  7. Feature any foetus-related articles
  8. Log off ED.
  9. Masturbate to goatse.
  10. Repeat, especially 2, 5, & 9.

I think I may have left out some details; edit as you please. --Starnestommy

Every time I get pointed to goatse, I fall into shock. Goatse is the most disgusting thing ever to exist. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C)
Heh heh. I added that [1]. Seriously though, goatse gives me a great idea for a screamer. --AAA! (AAAA):::Why is it even called "goatse" anyway? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C)
A play off the word "goatsex", which the 'cx' in "goatse.cx" is the 'x' in goatsex. Bad joke, anyone? --AAA! (AAAA)
That's worse than "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" It's not even goat sex anyway. It's a guy turning his ass inside out. Disgusting. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C)
You know where a good place to put that would be? ED. Too bad they don't have a forum... --Advertising Rights for this space is available.(Terms} Wildy Icons-flag-au.png I'm jumping on the bandwagon @You have something to say?

You didn't even see the really nasty stuff on ED.--Metropolis

You made me curious. Of what nasty, awful smut do you speak? --The fatgoat
Let's not even go there. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋»
The fatgoat, have you ever read Do NOT click any links!? That is pretty much what you should do if you ever go to ED.
That was rather weird... --The fatgoat

Pwned[edit | edit source]

I guess my school's blocking system does have some advantages...

--AAA! (AAAA)

  • Should be labled indecent --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋»
My school has Websense, which blocks it. I'll show you guys tomorrow. --Emmzee

I Bet...[edit | edit source]

...that Encyclopedia Dramatica isn't REALLY suffering from a desperate need for funds! It's all a hoax pulled by the evil dictators who ran that site and thought to themselves: "Let's pretend to be in desperate need for donations so we can con our most loyal fans out of their money!" It's all an evil scandal so they can con their (four) loyal followers out of their money!!! --THE

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