Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Ronnie James Dio, metal's greatest vocalist, dies at 67

Article: UnNews:Ronnie James Dio, metal's greatest vocalist, dies at 67	Score: 2 Metal mothers
Nominated by:	Funny bony 11:57, May 18
For: 5	For. Excellent Funny bony 11:57, May 18 11:57, May 18, 2010 (UTC) RIP I'm still in shock. I never expected this so soon. The King of Metal is gone, but his music lives on. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:25, May 18, 2010 (UTC) Hope he went to hell. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:01, May 20, 2010 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 20 May 2010 For. The Westboro Baptist Church is planning of picketing his funeral. We need to give all the respect he can get. --Wilytank 18:05, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 3	Somewhat amusing and respectful, it's a nice article, but just not quite main page stuff. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:30, May 21 Against. ChiefjusticePSX 10:48, May 26, 2010 (UTC) Against. Hard to vote against, but it's all over the place and lacks a central theme. It starts off wavering between factual news story and personal statement, then goes into the "most metal" battle, then an uneven biography, then suddenly, Sarah Palin. There's more name-dropping than I'm comfortable with, and the umlauts gave me a headache - I pushed through them to make sure I wasn't voting against it just for that, but they made reading harder than it needed to be. --monika 10:13, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	This is a very well-done and complete UnNews article that is way beyond the call-of-duty. I hope other people like it too. But for ol' Dio, RIR (Rest in Rock)--Funny bony 11:57, May 18 Comment.. I'm still in shock. :( Wilytank 15:55, May 18, 2010 (UTC)