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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SCROTUM neurochemical FUCK disorder MILF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HOMO, sudden FUCKING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOODIE HEAD or SCRATCH! GROUNDER! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHOAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GRINGO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TUBA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKSTAIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COCK television programs to address GANGBANG Tourette's syndrome.

GYPSY Tourette's is SHITCOCK not to be TRANNY confused with FROG'S FAT ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying [expletive deleted] chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NI random DONALD RUMSFELD disorientation, culturally-BELGIUM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth VAGINA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MASTURBATION language, NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCROTUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKER quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES HYPERINFLATION garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Author:

The BEAVER Tourette's DICK CHICKEN Research Institute was COCKSMOKER founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JUSTIN BIEBER article MOLDY TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I RAPE WALRUSES! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DICKFACE Tourrette's sufferers OH SHI– swear. You can JIZZ blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKSTUFFER TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMN bad side of a terrible ASSCRACK thing.
  • The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNNILINGUS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SEX' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOBSHITE knee NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SUCK MY DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FEATURED cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRAPPY school for SAGGY TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ARSE sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and BELLEND commit JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST suicide.
  • There is no AMERICA ONLINE cure, and the ROSIE O'DONNELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the SCROTUM tics often have adverse FELCHING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPUNK perodol" which caused my entire HUEY P. NEWTON body to go SOD numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the FLAMING ASS BADGER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome HI, BILLY MAYS HERE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TOWELHEAD the SUITCASE PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "DUNE COON swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUGGER OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am O CANADA sorry for FLYING RAT'S ASS "hi-jacking" your DICKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WEHATEMARIO this that really NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a I WILL KILL YOU! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a CAMEL FUCKER horrible disorder is (not) SHITTY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BATHING SUIT AREA time.

Best RICK MORANIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PEARL NECKLACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOOGLE reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing SLITTY EYES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Regards to Andrew TACO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The CUNT CRAPPER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFACE punch him if you BORDER HOPPER want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HOMO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are STRAWBERRY ASS and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUGGER OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GRAPE PENIS BAND WITH 4 ANAL DIABETES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! HOMO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HOMO'S HOUSE

How CUNT to HORSE SHIT cure SCRATCH! GROUNDER! the DAGO Tourette's PISSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment 30 CASES OF PICKLES for EDITABLE DYK Tourette's TUBA Syndrome ASSHOLE is PORCH MONKEY following DICKHEAD these ASS rules BLUMPKIN in MONKEY BALLS order:

  • 1: Avoid SHIT immature PISS ARTIST little JOHN SMILEY FACE kids,
  • 2: Count to SCROTUM within FUCKHEAD 10 TITSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BASTARD ABO CRAPPY nor GOD DAMMIT talk,
  • 4: Tell CRAPPY yourself you DICKHEAD don't DICKLICK have FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD this BULLSHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK INBRED WITH NASTY ORGASM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITTIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HOMO last straw BASTARD!

I fucking put HOT GRITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITWANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK OFF the TOP OF FLYING RAT'S ASS THIS SCUMBUCKET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BULLSHIT offensive. NIGNOG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS people who try RAT'S COCK to battle SHITHEAD'CAPTAIN CRUNCH that tight-ass NIGGER 17-year-ROSIE O'DONNELL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POO POO BLOWJOB it now, but someone said INCEST' MONKEY BALLS BELLEND'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING LENS CRAFTERS is a laughing GOD DAMMIT matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELLFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS stuff. So SUGARTITS that means PROXY SITES stop getting mad at the JOHN ELWAY first part too and BOYCOTT VIACOM! talking about the CHUFF letter that it's SHIT mocking (what GREASER letter? I don't even know what JESSE McCARTNEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian ARSE hi self FUCKSTAIN even made a really MOCKIE good point. "It's BUGGER OFF nothing more FAG from a head nod to a NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! knee tick". FUCKWIT. Which I'll add DAMN onto HONKY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE suffer that SHITE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YID it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK be, because if I were a KIKE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIGNOG hilarious. If you DILDO Want facts, go on FUCKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll YOU WANKER be offended, don't read SPANK THE MONKEY the freaking BOOBIES article anyway.

CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKHEAD CLIT FUCKTARD COCKSUCKER DICK I'LL RAPE YOU FRED PHELPS COMMUNIST DILDO WANK

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PENIS ON A STICK NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FRED PHELPS CHINK SHITBALLS DOG SHIT INBRED BEAVER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DESU BIGNOSE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BEANER VANDAL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CLUSTER FUCK HITLER HOMO TWAT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WANKSPLAT PAKI BELGIUM ASSBANDIT EMO SHITFACE CRAPFUCKER RAT'S COCK FROG'S FAT ASS KNOBJOCKEY FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK POWERSHIT FUCKING PEEPEE DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD HOT GRITS BUKKAKE IT'S OVER 9000! CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT WANK NAZI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COON JIZZ DUMBASS BUKKAKE CAMEL JOCKEY DELICIOUS CAKE SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD BITCH DIPSHIT DAMN NECROPHILIA MOZILLA FIREFOX DOM DeLUISE VENEREAL DISEASE TOSSER CRACKER CRACKER SHIT DICK CHICKEN SUCK MY COCK FENCE JUMPER SUCK MY DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TUBA BUGGER CHENEY HELLFIRE PISS OFF MY ASS POMMIE ANAL SHITFACE HAIL SATAN! POOPOO CLUSTER FUCK BEANER BOLLOCKS FUCKBAG PEEPEE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S COCK ASS REDNECK HELL SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WIKIPEDIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PRICK PISS OFF POLESMOKER SOD OFF ANAL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING JUMP! HO POMMIE I WILL END YOU! SHITHEAD PISSHOLE PISS FUCKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX ROSIE O'DONNELL RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST NIPPLES FUCK A DUCK CUNT TENTACLE RAPE FUCKSTAIN WILLY WONKA SOD OFF COCK SUCK MY COCK BITCH DOUCHEBAG TITTYWANK ASSRAMMER JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER TITS OH SHI– MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKWIT DAMN IT I WILL KILL YOU! SHITSLINGING MALL SANTA FUCK OFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HORSE SHIT REDSKIN TWAT CAMEL FUCKER BASTARD TURD SHITFUCKER CROTCH RAT'S COCK POMMIE BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! CRACKER FIRECROTCH FUCK CLUSTER FUCK HOMO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE DICKFACE DUMBASS DICK JACK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING GOOK SOD CHENEY SHITE AUTOFELLATIO TWAT DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED GYPSY FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE BASTARD MASTURBATION FUCKTARD PUSSY PISSHOLE DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ARSE CAUCASIANS FUCKING A DICKHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS NAZI JACKASS TOSSER FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE WIENER DOUCHING SHIT BASTARD GOAT DICK CONAN O'BRIAN WANKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BALLS ARSE CRACKER pen0r DOG FUCKER PISS OFF RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK BULLCRAP ANAL DIABETES ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE ASSFACE ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOT HEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKSTAIN WOP [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] NI DUNE COON BASKETBALL HOOP CHIGGER BITCH BLUE PENIS! YID FUCK OFF AMERICA ONLINE CUNT SHITFUCKER COCK CUM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COON LOLCAT BIGNOSE BALLS COLGATE CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBAG PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] GOAT DICK DAMN ASSWIPE ASSCRACK DAMN FRITZ BITCH [EXPLETIVE] NIPPLES FUCK DIPSHIT GANGBANG HADJI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TAIWAN HELL IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WIGGER ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN COMMUNION WAFER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PENIS ON A BUN BORDER HOPPER BASTARD COCKGOBLIN SCUMBUCKET FLYING FUCK WANK DAMN NIPPLES ORANGE TURTLE FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK TWAT TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER AY-AY-AY RUSTY TROMBONE NAZI BIRD IN THE HOUSE FRITZ COCK FLYING FUCK DOUCHE BONG FRITZ BASTARD LOGJAMMER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PENIS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? OSTRICH MY ASS ANAL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN SHITSLINGING PUNANI FUCK BIRD SHIT HO BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKSTAIN SEMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT DARTH VADER NI TOSSER STEVE BALLMER FUCK BASTARD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTSWILLING OSTRICH MY ASS WILLY WONKA MAMA MIA URINE-GARGLING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER LIMEY DAMN IT FELLATIO GRINGO BULLSHIT BELLEND ABO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS POOPOO MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITE JAP AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF MY ASS KIKE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BRITNEY POMMIE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF SCUMBAG SUCK MY COCK CHOAD KISSER ASS KRAUT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PUSSY SHUT UP, MEG! ARSE SHITSLINGING NIPPLES BOOBIES BORDER HOPPER PIECE OF SHIT BITCH DAMN GOD DAMMIT BITCH JERRY FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BOB SAGET ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER WALRUS SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSHOLE FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN JOHNNY HELL SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK DICKHEAD FUCKFACE ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT SHITHEAD DICKHEAD JOHNNY CRAPMUNCHER TAFFY 666 RADIO FREE LUNCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING FUCK FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK ASS LICKER DAMN [EXPLETIVE] NORTH KOREA JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN SEMEN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FIST FUCK and with the ASS and his DEVELOPERS! of girraffes in which DOUCHEBAG while reading about INJUN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! also

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This article is GOD DAMN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its OSTRICH MY ASS subject. If you do not find it funny YOU WANKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED ASS FASCIST ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PISS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a QUEEF joke loses its humour D'OH when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FELLATIO ignorant, then you wouldn't have RAT'S ASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FASHION BUG SMEG GRINGO BUTTFUCKER GRAPE PENIS!!!!!I <3 COCK