List of Sailor Moon characters

The main cast of Sailor Moon as seen in the anime adaptation.

The Sailor Moon manga/anime series features an extensive cast of characters created by Naoko Takeuchi. The series takes place in Tokyo, Japan, where the Sailor Soldiers (Japanese: Sērā Senshi), a group of ten magical girls, are reincarnated to combat an assortment of antagonists attempting to take over Tokyo, the Earth and eventually, the Milky Way galaxy.

Main protagonists

Sailor Moon

Jeez, these uniforms are so scantily-clad they're ridiculous. I can see her entire leg. Might as well see her panties.

Usagi Tsukino (Japanese: Tsukino Usagi, called Serena Tsukino in the original English dub) is the main protagonist of the series and leader of the Sailor Soldiers. She is a loud, whiny, dumb blonde with an enormous capacity for love, compassion, and understanding. Usagi transforms into The One Named Sailor Moon, the Champion of Justice who fights evil by moonlight and wins love by daylight. She's madly in love with Tuxedo Mask, who she is destined to be impregnated by to spawn Chibi Usa. In early episodes, she used her gold-plated metal tiara as a Frisbee to gruesomely decapitate enemies. Since this was too violent for a kids' show, she was later given various types of magic wands.

Tuxedo Mask

Mamoru Chiba (Japanese: Chiba Mamoru, called Darien Shields or Kira Yoshikage in the original English dub) is a bishounen student slightly older than Usagi. Transforming into Elon Tuxedo Musk Mask by donning a tuxedo, top hat, and mask, he is always there to save Usagi and friends without doing anything, but never sticks around to fulfill their lustful desires. Oddly, he's attracted to a middle schooler despite being in college. Tux's deadly rose attack can instantly level ten city blocks and has completely destroyed Tokyo in numerous episodes. After his girlfriend defeated Sailor Galaxia/Beryl and her bitches, he moved to Morioh and become Kira Yoshikage.

Sailor Mercury

Ami Mizuno (Japanese: Mizuno Ami, called Amy Mizuno in the original English dub) is the smart one of the group. A dedicated computer hacker, she can transform into Sailor Mercury, Soldier of Water and Wisdom. Her attack is the weakest, since it only creates thick fog that results in multiple traffic accidents. However, her strength was demonstrated when she survived a 24-hour chess match while fully frozen, without losing a limb to frostbite.

Sailor Mars

Rei Hino (Japanese: Hino Rei, called Raye Hino in the original English dub) is the priestess of the group. She transforms into Sailor Mars, Soldier of Fire and Passion. Aside from bitchslapping Usagi and dating her boyfriend, she likes to set things on fire. Her school uniform, notably, has the shortest skirt of the group. She practices witchcraft, proving that she is in fact a white person and not an Asian. She is also the distant cousin of Kagome Higurashi.

Sailor Jupiter

Makoto Kino (Japanese: Kino Makoto, called Lita Kino in the original English dub) is the drama queen who's always looking for a boyfriend, only to be disappointed that he reminds her of someone she's already been with. Unusually tall and strong for a Japanese schoolgirl, she transforms into Sailor Jupiter, Soldier of Thunder and Strength. The only things notable about her are that she shoots lightning, has brown hair, and her uniform is green, balancing out the other Senshi color-wise. Oh, and she's known for her immense amounts of "talent".

Sailor Venus

Sailor Venus is indisputably the best waifu. Don't deny it.

Minako Aino (Japanese: Aino Minako, called Mina Aino in the original English dub) is the self-centered, conceited valley girl of the group who somehow used to be a powerful and respected princess. Despite being naturally blonde and blue-eyed, she engages in traditional activities of Japanese schoolgirls, such as selling her used panties and pleasuring her cat guardian Artemis by prancing around in her underwear.

Sailor Chibi Moon

Chibiusa (Japanese: Chibiusa, called Rini in the original English dub) is the obligatory loli. During one season of the series, she maintained a healthy, romantic relationship with a horse. During another season we discover that, *gasp*, she is actually Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask's daughter from the future!

Sailor Pluto

Setsuna Meioh (Japanese: Meiō Setsuna, called Trista Meioh in the original English dub) is a Senshi who didn't get much screentime due to producers denouncing her appearance as "too old", compared to the other young, spy Sailors—and also because Pluto isn't a planet anymore. She has fallen into massive depression after being demoted, and was last seen at an all-you-can-eat buffet, claiming that she's "Working on regaining her previous title."

Sailor Uranus

Haruka Tenoh (Japanese: Ten'ō Haruka, called Amara Tenoh in the original English dub) is the one in the group with a funny name. She is able to transform into Sailor Uranus, Soldier of the Sky and of Fury. Contrary to popular belief, she is not a lesbian in a relationship with Sailor Neptune; rather, they are cousins. Her earthquake attack made her the subject of CIA investigation following the collapse of the Twin Towers.

Sailor Neptune

Michiru Kaioh (Japanese: Kaiō Michiru, called Michelle Kaioh in the original English dub) is the art school dropout of the group. Her attack is "the sea", apparently ignorant of the fact that Sailor Mercury had the idea first. She is a wanted war-criminal due to the numerous tsunamis caused by her attacks.

Sailor Saturn

Hotaru Tomoe (Japanese: Tomoe Hotaru) is a sweet, lonely young girl. The "bad girl" of the group, Sailor Saturn is pretty much useless. She can heal wounds? Cool. She can summon mass destruction? Done that millions of times before. Dies after doing this? Fuck. She is the only Senshi to retain her original name in the English dub, but the "e" in her name was made silent, resulting in the pronunciation Toe-moe rather than Toe-moe-eh. She is considered the strongest Senshi (just because of her power), but not many people outside of Japan know about her or Pluto. That tells you a lot right there.

Main antagonists

Dark Kingdom

The Dark Kingdom (Japanese: Dāku Kingudamu, called Negaverse in the original English dub) are the main antagonists in the first arc of the manga and anime, as well as the entirety of the live-action series. The Negaverse is ruled by the evil heartless Queen Barrel Beryl, who was the major villain of the second season, and is known for her extremely long hair and fingernails. She saps the energy from the people of Tokyo, always making it easy for Sailor Moon to defeat her. Beryl tried to destroy Sailor Moon with her army of lost souls, but failed and went into seclusion.

Death Busters

The Death Busters (Japanese: Desu Basutāzu, called Bureau of Bad Behavior in the original English dub) are the main antagonists in the Infinity arc of the manga and in Sailor Moon S. They are led by Professor Tomoe, a mad scientist who takes pleasure in being seduced by his servants and is aroused by his own wicked laughter. His daughter is Hotaru, a super-emo depressed Bitch of Darkness.

Dead Moon Circus

The Dead Moon Circus (Japanese: Deddo Mūn Sākasu) are the main antagonists in the Yume (Dream) Arc of the manga in Sailor Moon S. They are led by Zirconia, a beetleface character who looks a lot worse than your own grandma, who answers to Queen Nehelenia, the queen of the Dead Moon who became imprisoned inside a mirror by the previous Queen of the Moon for being on rampage for being ugly. Nehelenia lives a solitary life looking at reflections of people she had sex with, but was ditched by them, because she didn't look pretty. She resorts by consuming the dreams of people to maintain her sex drive. She also has a hostage who is Chibiusa's horse boyfriend Pegasus/Helios. She is in constant pursuit of the Golden Mirror where she might find him residing in someone's dream and obtain the Golden Crystal from him.

Shadow Galactica

Shadow Galactica (Japnese: Shadō Gyarakutika) are the main antagonists in the Stars arc of the manga and most of Sailor Stars. Shadow Galactica is an organization of corrupted Sailor Senshi, led by Sailor Galaxia. Galaxian used to be a Senshi, until she got possessed by an evil spell or something, and became a depressive, passive-aggressive maniac with a god complex and an all-female harem of slaves. She apparently was not immune to Sailor Moon's love power. She almost turned into a female Vegeta, but thankfully the series ended before that could happen. Galaxia's main attack is killing people with her tongue and with the flick of her wrist. Galaxia is a ruthless villain, possibly the biggest evil bitch in the entire series, and also the world record holder of killing the most heroes, as well as her subordinates. Later on however, Galaxia realized what she wanted in life was love, not power. She accepted Usagi's offer of friendship, the bracelets which supplied Galaxia with life and power shattered, and she peacefully turned to ashes.

Supporting characters

Protagonists

• Luna (Japanese: Runa) – A cat. A talking cat. A talking, purple, female cat who is the ruler of the known universe. She has the ability to create magical objects from her behind, and can also take on the form of a plushie, a grown-up female human, a human girl with cat ears, and a giant purple squid. She refuses to return Garfield's phone calls, as she is already engaged to Artemis.
• Artemis (Japanese: Arutemisu) – A white cat destined to marry Luna and have a child. This child's name is Diana (ダイアナ Daiana?), a kitten who can talk, but apparently can't decide if she's purple or grey. She is one of the most pointless characters in the series, but people like her anyway. Later on she became Jojo's main villain/main villain's stand Killer Queen used by Mamoru's Jojo counterpart Kira Yoshikage.
• Sailor Starlights – Women who transform into men—or is it men who transform into women?—and each share the name Kou. It doesn't really matter though, because they look exactly the same in either form. For some reason, Tokyopop named them "Lights" in the magna. Ranma from Ranma 1/2 and RuPaul are a long-lost members of the Starlights. They are shemales, and each share the name Kou. For some reason, Tokyopop named them "Lights" in the magna.
• Princess Kakuyu – Some sort of princess who appeared in the last season. Along with the Starlights, she was relatively useless, and was brutally murdered by Galaxia.

Sailor Starlights

• Kou Seiya (Sailor Star Fighter) – One of the three shemales. She is in constant pursuit of Usagi's vagina, even though she herself is a 16 year old girl who can magically turn into a 13 year old boy. She/he/it was playing American-style football in one episode where, following the game, she went into the locker room and got gang-banged by big sweaty azns who think they're white. Her attack is called Star Serious Laser, a combination of the 2 meme's IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR and Why so serious?
• Kou Taiki (Sailor Star Maker) – Taiki is the one who wears the pants in the group. He, err, she is always seen giving it to Yaten deep in the anus. Taiki also arguably has the gayest attack in the series. Her devastating "Star Gentle Uterus" attack sends out bubbles filled with aborted fetuses at her victims. China is currently studying the attack to help with population control.
• Kou Yaten (Sailor Star Healer) – The bitch of the group. Often seen getting ass-raped by Taiki, Yaten is as gay as they come. She gathers all the kinetic energy collected from the anal reaming and releases it in an attack called "Star Sensitive Inferno" that, while looks cool enough, does shit damage to enemies. A totally useless character who gets overall about 30 minutes of screen time throughout the series.

The Dark Kingdom

• Jadeite – A huge sexist pig, and one of Beryl's top-ranking minions. Soon, Beryl got so annoyed by him that she placed him in the Arctic Sea, where he was later eaten by a polar bear.
• Nephrite – A minion who wanted to get down with Mercury, but failed to do so. He was killed by Queen Beryl, but was resurrected as a normal human. He also stalked Usagi's lesbian partner Naru until Zoisite v& him.
• Zoisite – The token gay of the group, Zoisite is involved in a homosexual relationship with Kunzite and is his uke. He was killed by a cat named Hercules. The English dub turned him into a girl, because DiC believed homosexuality was the work of the devil.
• Kunzite – Zoisite's seme who made sweet, sweet love to his partner every time he could. Kunzite was turned into a zombie by Beryl, but was then converted into a normal human. His attempts to destroy the Sailor Scouts were so laughable that any idiot could see through them.
• The DD Girls – After watching an episode of Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger, Beryl decided the best way to solve things was to fight 5-on-5. So she created the DD Girls, who all malfunctioned and exploded when Mercury hax'd into their l33tspaces.

The Death Busters

• Kaorinite – A crimson-haired bitch who is always there when your man needs his pies baked, his dinner made, and his house cleaned. She attacks using black magic, or even her own hair. She tries to get the best out of the Professor to please him, but he completely ignores her. Kaorinite was killed, then resurrected, then killed again.
• Eudial – The first of the Witches Five and also the other mistress of the flame that is not Sailor Mars, Eudial is a horrible driver and is an avid snail hater. She fired things up with her transformer big ass machine gun flame buster contraption, which she nicknamed "Fire Buster".
• Mimette – Mimette took over as the second of the Witches Five. Mimette is a huge stalker, and has a crush on every male pop idol in existence. Once considered defecting to the Sailor team, but went into hiding after it was revealed she was a lesbian. She was murdered by a brown bear, because she started a forest fire in the Deku Woods.
• Telulu – The third of the Witches Five, Telulu was the mistress of plant-life, and had wild plant orgies with her plants. She became aroused by the color green, and made her home in a greenhouse. Almost attempting to tentacle rape Usagi, she was beheaded by Poison Ivy after Ivy thought she was trying to copy off of her.
• Viluy – Also known as Byruit. Viluy was a smart uber l33t space time geek who tried to use computers to take over the world, but was later defeated by Sailor Mercury during a super huge robot anime mecha-battle.
• Cyprin – She's the only member of the Witches 5 who has an evil counterpart. Her name is Petrol. They used their super huge magic sticks to try to defeat the Senshi but were tricked into firing their own weapons at each other killing them.
• Mistress Nine – Mistress Nine is actually a super version of Hotaru. She is known for having massively large amounts of "talent", akin to Sailor Jupiter.

Shadow Galactica/Sailor Animamates

• Sailor Iron Mouse – The dumbest of the group, Iron Mouse fails at just about everything, from learning how to use a toilet to uncovering the identity of Sailor Moon. This of course, led to her downfall, and just when it was thought Galaxia killed her, she simply removed her male parts. She also owned a TARDIS!
• Sailor Aluminum Siren – The only one in the group smart enough to know Sailor Moon's identity. Slightly brain-dead, she shared a love for foods, as well as a romantic love for her sex partner Sailor Lead Crow. Killed by Galaxia, but her soul split into two parts, one went into the soul of Rachel Ray, and the other went into the soul of Paula Deen.
• Sailor Lead Crow – A Latino drama queen who was in a lesbian relationship with Aluminum Siren. After Siren died, Crow went into a deep depression. Forced to work with Sailor Tin Nyanko, she formed a trap, but Nyanko sabotaged it. Crow fell into a black hole which transported her to Oz. She now works in Munchkinland as a tour guide/mail-woman.
• Sailor Tin Nyanko – An annoying hyperactive catgirl. She worked with Lead Crow but caused her supposed death. Sailor Moon used her power to make half of Nyanko pure. However, Nyanko's exploded and died shortly thereafter. Galaxia then used her corpse as a rug. Did you know she was voiced by Pikachu?
• Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon – A sick woman who has butterfly wings and likes to fornicate with corpses.
• Sailor Buttress – A sailor who opposes both Mercury and Mistress Nine, stating that she is, indeed, the one with the most "talent" in the universe.
• Prince Endymion / MC Fly – A fly-man with an antenna on his head and wings, clad in a Phantom of the Opera-styled outfit. He is the Master of Ceremonies at his school talent show, and has the ability to travel back to the future. His minions are Shadow Bee, Shadow Bug, and Shadow Mantis.
• Sailor Guts – A huge Japanese-American football player who gets tired of being woman beef and instead chooses to become gay beef. He makes a treaty with Galaxia to become a Sailor, and runs around in an extremely tight speedo.