Forum:Who is your favorite 16th century colonial ruler?

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Well, I'm Canadian and I was very curious to see what you Americans think of all 16th century colonial rulers. Anyway we study colonial history a little in school, but I did some investigating today and after all my research I think the English really picked a winner with Henry VIII. He was so awesome. He ended hunger! Where would you be without him? Probably you'd come crying to us!

Henry VIII was a pimp as well.

Anyway who do you like? - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 15:53, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

I like you, cutie. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:47, Apr 20
So.... does Elizabeth I count? Because if she does, I think she trumps anyone else you could come up with.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:42, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
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Seconded. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:47, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
I think Mary, Queen of Scots was badass. Also Elizabeth I has the same bday as me. Love.gif >> Heck no techno oh, canada...tell me something good
Mary I is the shit, she even has the nickname Bloody Mary. :) - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 18:25, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Which is one of your favorite things? HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 18:27, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
FIX YOUR DARN SIGNATURE! :( - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 18:29, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
I DON'T KNOW HOW I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S DOING THAT HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 18:30, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Rule number one of html: you open a tag, you close a tag. Look it over, and close the tag. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:28, Apr 20
Where others before me failed to contain the tags, I have tamed them. You open a tag, you close a tag, you throw out all those tags and put proper ones in instead.
<insert joke about measuring parts of the digestive system here> Spang talk 20:07, 20 Apr 2008
Isabella I of Castile. Obviously. She invented the Spanish Omelette. Denver, too. Not the Denver omelette. She invented Denver. How awesome is that? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:36, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Although she didn't have colonies on the scale of some of her contemporaries I have to stick within the family and go for Grainne Ni Mhaille - the Pirate Queen Of Connaught. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)