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How do I cross out text? Milo4242 01:58, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

<s> and </s> —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Milo4242 02:02, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. No, I'm actually glad I could help you out. =) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:04, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

How do I strike out in a baseball game? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 02:07, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Four balls. Or something. Staircase CUN^t 02:07, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

How do I strike out with a girl? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 13:23, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

You've already got an account here... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:11, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

WHAT?! Are you telling me that my "I have three featured articles on Uncyclopedia" pick up line isn't working? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:16, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

And it gets a little worse for every new feature (arousal being inversely proportional to number of features). Chicks don't much like when you sing them an UnTune, either. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:24, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Except that one. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:26, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Actually, believe it or not, I've sang that to at least three girls, and it hasn't got me laid even once. In fact, with one of them, it actually decreased the frequency of sex. pillow talk 22:17, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Is it bad if I read their kids an UnBook for a bedtime story? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:28, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, you never read to their kids anyway so it does't matter. Staircase CUN^t 16:29, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

On the subject of striking out with girls, my most recent girlfriend broke up with me shortly after I made an account here. Yepp.... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:28, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Come to think of it, my wife divorced me about three weeks after I made an account here. Huh! pillow talk 01:33, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

I've never had a girlfriend because of this place! Staircase CUN^t 01:34, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm perfectly serious, though--that really happened. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:45, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

I didn't think you weren't. So am I. pillow talk 05:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Really? Oof, that's rough, guys. I have had a couple girlfriends, but none of them know about this site. Staircase CUN^t 05:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, the divorce wasn't necessarily because of this site. It probably had more to do with the fact that she fucked a guy in the parking lot of a Trader Joe's several months before I joined up. pillow talk 05:53, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah?! Well, after I joined Uncyclopedia I got leprosy! And also I died! Twice! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:54, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, er, this one time I... um... ok, Modus, you got me beat. Staircase CUN^t 05:56, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Leprosy? Amateur. I got AIDS and herpes from the same person. Plus I died THREE times. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:28, Jun 5

Um. Yeah. Sorry 'bout that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:36, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah! And I had to give Led AIDS and herpes. It was awful. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 03:48, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Wow this has swayed over like when i write numbers on a blank page, i can count upto 9000!!! now-- Communist.  (talk) 21:27, 5 June 2009 (UTC)