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Seriously I will. Hell don't even spoil it AFTER the book comes out.

You all suck.

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

02:41, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

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SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE...oh, the upcoming book... - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:45, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

I'll fucking choke anyone who spoils HP7 with a chaingun then shoot them 100 times with it, fire a Flaregun at their crotch, have them swallow a Fragmentation grenade, shove an AK-47 Bayonet into their eyes, then shoot the AK-47, then run them over in a Hummvee. Twice. Really. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:47, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

“I'm going to fucking kill anyone who spoils HP7”

~ Steve Ballmer on Harry Potter 7

--AAA! (AAAA) 02:50, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

At the end they all put on fuzzy sweaters with kitty cats on them and go to the mall! Yay! Best ending ever! --Hrodulf 02:55, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, don't visit YTMND until you've finished the book. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:33, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

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/me chokes 68.117.193.34 with a chaingun then shoots him/her 100 times with it, fires a Flaregun at their crotch, has them swallow a Fragmentation grenade, shoves an AK-47 Bayonet into his/her eyes, then shoots the AK-47, then runs them over in a Hummvee. Twice. No way is anyone placing that template on here. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:56, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Who's Harry Potter? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:11, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

It was that man your sister went out with a few weeks ago, remember? The one who looked like Olipro? --AAA! (AAAA) 04:42, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

I thought he was a former president of the Netherlands noted for being a transvestite. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:07, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Same thing. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:19, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

• I will not spoil it. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  05:24, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

/me regrettably chokes Jocke Pirat with a chaingun then shoots him/her 100 times with it, fires a Flaregun at their crotch, has them swallow a Fragmentation grenade, shoves an AK-47 Bayonet into his/her eyes, then shoots the AK-47, then runs them over in a Hummvee. Twice. Then I do it all over 10 times. No way are you linking those. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:31, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Only two of the links have anything to do with Harry Potter. The rest are random. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

05:32, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Still related. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:55, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

I'll personally ban anyone who even remotely spoils it for me. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:48, 18 Jul 2007

At least let me do the "High Gen. Grue-style Anti-Spoiler War Crim- er, "reasoning" first! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:55, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

HARRY POTTER SEVEN WILL BE THE SEVENTH BOOK IN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES. IN IT, HARRY POTTER WILL BE THE MAIN CHARACTER. IT WILL BE OVER THREE PAGES LONG AND HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHAPTERS. EVENTS WILL OCCUR IN IT. IT WILL INVOLVE WIZARDS AND MAGIC. THE BOOK WILL END WITH THE LAST PAGE. Deal with it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 11:45 Apr 24, 2024 02:04, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

YOU BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SPOILED THE BOOK LIKE THAT! --General Insineratehymn 13:57, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Just wait until you find out that, while the new book has a cover that is hard, eventually it will have one that will be soft. Also, the soft cover will be cheaper. Lastly, Harry gets syphilis. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:37, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

I've heard that the new one is a word for word ripoff of Jane Austin's Pride and Prejudice, even where Snape kills Dumbledore. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

What, the sixth one? Hmmm... I bet it could be translated as such. But did Jane Austen include liquid luck in her book? EH? EH? OR EXPLOSIONS? OR ZOMBIES? Ж Kalir _{hippies! yay!} 16:18, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm thinking probably Dumbledore comes back more powerful than you can possibly imagine. But it's possible I'm confusing it with something else. I think I'd better buy the book fairly quickly this time, though, what with topics like this one giving everybody ideas... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:43, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Don't forget that Harry ends up controling the spice and, therefore, the universe. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:32, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

HARRY DID WHAT TO HERMIONE IN THE SEVENTH BOOK?! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 01:06, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

I heard rumors that Harry gets the nickname 'Hairy' as he enters real puberty in HP7. :S - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:19, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

THAT IS TOTALLY not TRUE, dunecat can only control the spice and therefore the universe... Unless.. Harry beats dunecat in a hell in a cell cage match, where the winner has to lose against the other guy within 50 mins and before 50mins 1 second. —Braydie 22:24, 19 July 2007 (UTC)