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You UN:WHORE! MrN 17:27, Aug 15

General idea

Just thought to inform you I restarted my drawing training, and consequently am now open to requests. Naked/semi-naked human body is the subject - but for purely artistic reasons. In other words, authors in need of images where sexy/unsexy humans are portrayed, with props or without, can get them drawn/painted in mixed media until I'm good enough and don't want to give them away for free any more. Take it while it lasts. I basically can draw one per day for warm-ups before moving on to my own projects. -- Style  Guide 15:29, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

I got one... Can you do Obama rubbing Palin's ass while she gives a speech. Either from the front or back is fine. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:44, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

(Note to self: always remember clauses when you offer anything.) You want that for what conceivable purpose? -- Style  Guide 18:11, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Satirical thing about Hollywood values. I want them to be fully clothed, dammit. Just Obama sneaking a touch. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:51, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Seriously (sorry about that) - too hard. Will look too corny with any reasonable effort. I mean something a bit more generic, like on the right, below the Collaboratory image. -- Style  Guide 07:04, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Open to gay sex

Just thought to inform you I restarted my training, and consequently I am now open to requests. Naked/semi-naked human body is the subject - but for purely artistic reasons. In other words, authors in need of you-know-what where sexy/unsexy humans are portrayed, with props or without, can get them drawn/painted in whatever position until I'm good enough and don't want to give them away for free any more. Take it while it lasts. I basically can last one per day for warm-ups before moving on to my own projects. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:18, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Open to Fish Sex Images

Just thought to inform you I restarted with my aquatic training, and consequently I am now open to requests. Naked/semi-naked fish is the subject - but for purely artistic reasons. In other words, authors in need of you-know-what where sexy/gay fish are portrayed, with props or without, can get them drawn/painted in whatever swimming position until I'm good enough and don't want to give them away for free any more. Take it while it lasts. I basically can last one per day for warm-ups before moving on to my own projects for gay fish sex.--Almost Sir Random Crap

I also suck dicks

Only for satirical purposes though. Also, brilliant sporking, everyone. The joke already was there but you lot have the subtlety of a fucking piledriver. Anyway, I still offer those images if you need one. -- Style  Guide 17:39, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

I also suck ducks

Only for aquatic bird purposes though. Also, brilliant quacking, everyone. The call already was there but you lot have the loudness of a fucking goose. Anyway, I still offer those gay fish images if you need one.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Open to Pokemon Sex Images

Just thought to inform you I restarted with my Pokemon training, and consequently I am now open to requests. Naked/semi-naked Pokemon is the subject - but for purely artistic reasons. In other words, authors in need of you-know-what where sexy/gay Pokemon (eg. Gardevoir) are portrayed, with props or without, can get them drawn/painted in whatever sex position until I'm good enough and don't want to give them away for free any more. Take it while it lasts. I basically can last one per day for warm-ups before moving on to my own projects for gay Pokemon sex. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 03:28, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

I also suck Psyducks

Only for Pokemon purposes though. Also, brilliant battling, everyone. The call already was there but you lot have the uselessness of a fucking Magikarp. Anyway, I still offer those Pokemon images if you need one. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 03:31, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Awards

• Joe gets the Ambiguity award for taking the thingy to where we cannot be sure whether he really means it
• BadShroom gets the Continued offense award for making his own joke slightly worse by unnecessary repetition
• Nachlader gets teh award for being the first to spork
• Dexter was at least half serious - he gets the Half serious award for being half serious.
• I get the I'm Offended -award for being genuinely hurt! Shame on the rest of you! -- Style  Guide 12:03, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Right, I would like to admit that I meant it, because I saw a couple of them there. Here is teh proof from teh Philippines. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 08:09, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

My request is also serious, if anyone cares. --Mn-z 04:38, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Serious Request Then

Can you draw Uncyclo-tan pregnant for the pregnancy portal? --Mn-z 16:54, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Disregard the deviant's suggestion. I feel the best thing for you to draw would be Oscar Wilde, doing whatever you feel Oscar Wilde should be doing, whilst naked/semi-naked. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:27, 16 Aug 2009

i will pay any amount for a gallery of the above request ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:31, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Are you talking about Uncyclo-tan preggo or Oscar Wilde? --Mn-z 23:40, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

why oscar wilde of course. he can leave us reading gaol, but i wish to be left reading his nudity. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:41, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

How about a naked or semi-naked Oscar Wilde doing a pregnant Uncyclo-tan? Two birds with one stone. --Mn-z 23:46, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

hideous heterosexuals =( ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:52, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Huh? --Mn-z 00:46, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I vote for Oscar Wilde, against the weird anime thing that no one besides mnbvcxz cares about. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:07, Aug 17

I vote against both. I do not care about Oscare Wilde or Uncyclopedia-Tan. What I would like to see a nude picture of is Mordillo. pillow talk 21:09, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Ew, Jew porn. --Mn-z 04:30, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

You called? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:07, 29 Aug

Shoe-horning pr0n into forum topics is so 2008. --Mn-z 15:10, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

You're so two thousand and late. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:57, 29 Aug

Dinosaur Image

Not sure what kind of yet, but there definitely need to be some dinosaurs in it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:34, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, how about on orgy consisting of Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, various fish, Gardevoir, Uncyclo-tan (pregnant of course), Oscar Wilde, Mordillo, and a couple dinosaurs? Does that work for everyone? Oh, and you might want to throw in Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Yoda, Oprah, Tom Cruise, and Paris Hilton just to be on the safe side. --Mn-z 06:01, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

You bastard, you forgot O.J. Simpson and Super Mario!--Almost Sir Random Crap

And the various Luigis, we need those too. --Mn-z 04:26, 29 August 2009 (UTC)