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There. My PENIS is bigger than yours. Okay, now on to the matter at hand.   Le Cejak • <22:25, 23 Jun 2008>

name	total edits	total pages	content pages	long pages	date
#1: Wookie	2,041,750	169,732	57,563	less than 1000	21:39, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
#2: World of Warcraft	1,422,510	131,070	56,764		21:41, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
#3: Everquest 2	290,472	63,606	32,644		21:45, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
#4: Memory Alpha (Star Trek)	852,517	74,556	28,462		21:45, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
#5: Final Fantasy 11-pedia	574,907	78,879	23,817		21:47, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
#6: Uncyc	3,162,251	216,246	23,331		21:36, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

EXHIBIT ONE: Wikia's list of the biggest wikis.

EXHIBIT TWO: my stupid little chart I spent 10 minutes making.

So, can someone please tell Wikia that Uncyc really IS the biggest, most active? I don't know if it counts namespaces (I seriously doubt it), but, you know. Basically I'm just bitching in general. It's irritating that Uncyc is counted as tiny when Wookiepedia has at least 300 pages in the "unidentified" category that are about 40 words long, whereas Uncyc's shortest articles allowed to scrape by QVFD are much longer.

Also, they only measure it by "legitimate content" pages, which leave out namespace and the like. I find that to be... uh, dumb. They should, if they were Cajek/smart, organize it by total number of edits. maybe by total number of pages, but that includes talk pages and so forth...

So, uh, could someone do something? I'm out of ideas. Anyway, the point is, make it better.   Le Cejak • <21:54, 23 Jun 2008>

Tell Wikia to count "content" pages as more than 1,000 characters long. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:05, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

I don't... I don't know how...?   Le Cejak • <22:06, 23 Jun 2008>

Neither do I. Oh well, we tried. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:09, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

What the hell? This is not about penises? I must say I'm very disappointed. MrN 22:12, Jun 23

We all are, Mr. N. We all are... - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:22, Jun 23

The total pages number is all the pages including all namespaces, I think. "Content" pages = main article space. So yeah, we are the biggest and coolest. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:42, 24 Jun 2008

My God!

Has anyone noticed that we're the least nerdy wiki on that list? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:44, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

WE ARE THE LEAST NERDY WIKI ON THAT LIST!!! hahahaha I'm gonna troll Final Fantasy 11 wiki. Spread my troll seed.   Le Cejak • <23:47, 23 Jun 2008>

07:41, 24 June 2008, xxxxx (Talk | contribs) blocked Cajek (Talk) (expires NEVER! anon. only, account creation blocked) (not again...)

You should start an account called "Captain Basch Fon Ronsenberg of Dalmasca" and post the message "I'm Captain Basch Fon Ronsenberg of Dalmasca!" to every single article on the site. That'd teach 'em. --Hyperbole 00:47, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

- Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:15, Jun 24

Yeah, that's kinda awesome.--<<>> 02:34, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Nice costume, Brad. How long did it take to make? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:50, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

He didn't make it, I sold it to him:

- Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:02, Jun 24

Uh. Huh. If we're the least nerdy, they must have attained nerdvana. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:13, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

What're ya buyin'? - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:15, Jun 24

I want the gayest costume you've got. It's uh... for my sister.--<<>> 12:03, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, thank you. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:58, Jun 24

Here's what we do:

1. Spam Wikia with rude emails
2. Spam Wikia with polite emails
3. Spam Wikia with emails apologizing for not sending the polite emails first, as that was the original plan but someone bollocksed it up
4. Call them names
5. Say cruel things about their mothers
6. Remember that we haven't yet told them what we want
7. Ask to be acknowledged as the biggest, un-nerdiest wiki
8. ???
9. PROFIT!

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 03:06, 1 July 2008 (UTC)