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If you are not on here, it is because I do not like you. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:13 Nov 26

/me sniffles sadly, then retreats back into the cave where he lives and nobody ever likes him, ever. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 18:37, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
I choose to be in denial and state that I'm not there since he ran out of space. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:24, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Jeez, Mrmonkey, I fucking voted for you and all. Isn't that enough? sirErr.gifsysrq @ 19:47 Nov 26
It's just that... you never say "I love you." Ever! Would it hurt you to say it, just once? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:07, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Why is Sycamore broccoli? And what's that sticking out of the side of his face? And has anyone ever noticed that Mordillo looks just like Jesus('s penis)? And other comments of some kind about other people? Also seek professional mental help. Not Freud. Not if you ever want to see the sky again. Incidentally, you got my balls just right. Smooth and unwrinkled. That's how the cops generally identify me. Then they tag me and put me back in the woods. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:33, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Sycamore is supposed to be a tree with balls. And yes, that Jewpenis is actually modeled after Jesus' dick. That's the only Jewpenis I've ever seen, so I drew it. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 22:14 Nov 26
You have Jesus' penis? Now that's a holy relic! <bah doom-boom!> Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:12, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Correction: I had Jesus' penis. /me leaves sobbing sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:31 Nov 26
Well, I must say I'm actually rather pleased with how mine came out. Um. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:38, Nov 26
Oh, I just got that joke. Came out. Clever. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 21:24 Nov 27
I'm broccoli? I thought I had defective pubic growth... Also that is the funniest pic I've seen in a while:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:47, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
God, you're not broccoli! You're a fucking tree with testicles! What's so hard to understand about that? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 21:05 Nov 27
I'm not on there?! Blasphemy! Sycamore Tree. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:06, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
"What's so hard to understand about that?" your two sentences right before that. You're crazy. I just thought you should know. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:31, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

I am undoubtedly the coolest dick in the world. You can tell by my glasses, capital name, and position front and center. Life is lonely at the top. -RAHB 21:16, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Plus, you're one of four with hair. Five if you count MrN's lone pube. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 21:24 Nov 27
Why am I shocked? :P Faglogo.pngtalk 21:28, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Uh, why does RAHB have a pube coming out of his hole? - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:29, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Fag: You're shocked to discover that you are not the only Uncyclopedian that is a giant wang. Enzo: That's the letter G. I didn't have a ton of room to breathe amongst all them dicks. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 21:39 Nov 27
Sure there is! Just squeeze them closer together for more room around the outside...unless that makes you uncomfortable. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:42, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

I would appear to have the most balls. Or maybe I talk the most bollocks. I also seem to have an inscrutable expression. This is acceptable. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:13, Nov 27

This deeply disturbs me - has my view of the human penis gained from many years of pron viewing been mislead? I've never seen a penis with sunglasses, for example. Should I be worried? Asahatter (annoy) 22:21, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Most penises wear cool shades, yes. You should be very worried. Obviously, you haven't seen enough penises. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 03:09 Nov 28
It's because most of them are blind. They've only got the one eye, you see, and they're always poking it in places. That's a recipe for disaster. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:09, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

I see someone read How to Never get a Girlfriend; Volume 3. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:26, 28 November 2008 (UTC)