Forum:I've been having nightmares about Neopets

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Forums: Index > BHOP > I've been having nightmares about Neopets
Note: This topic has been unedited for 5629 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.
It just exudes evil, doesn't it?

Those damned little pet things are planning to take over the world, I just know it! Spang talk 21:47, 26 May 2008

That has to be the worst Charmander rip-off ever. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:08, May 26
GAY FUCKING POKEMON AMERICAN RIPOFF. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 22:27, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
"Fucking pokemon?" Was that a Freudian slip? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:57, May 26
Neopets! Pah! Back in my day, our toys were made out of blocks of wood or old wool socks. Heck, my family was so poor that my toys were blocks of wood and old wool socks, and I was glad to have them, dagnabit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:40, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
I wasn't. I would take my crappy toys and burn them in an effigy. Then they put me away 'cause they thought I was a "communist." Took me ten years to get out of that damned asylum. It wasn't until the robot WALKED IN THERE AND SHOT SOMEONE that they FINALLY believed me. Wait, I think this is a different story. Anyway, Viva la revolution!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:55, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Hang on, looks like Led knows who the Pokemon are. Also, back in my day we didn't ave no toys at all unless you'd be counting grandma's old screws, and we had to burn our own parents on the fire just to keep warm. But we were lucky (incidentally). MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:36, May 28
Bah you guys had it easy. We didn't even have toys. We just got tricked by some local boy into giving him things we had in order to have fun painting some whitewash on a fence that he was supposed to do as a chore by his parents. That is what we had instead of video games like pokemon or neopets. That was the way life in old Missouri was back in my childhood. Only thing we really had close to that was some frog jumping contest. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:43, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Pshh....is that all? In my time, all we had was....no wait nevermind. That wasn't me. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 13:05, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah? Back in my day, everyone was rich, no one was fat or ugly, and a fast, solar-efficient hovercraft could take you anywhere in the world in just a few minutes. Whatever you guys did to screw up this planet, thanks a lot. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:56, May 28