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can you tell me if i'm pretty?

Yes. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:51, 24 May 2007

yes what?

Yes I can tell you if you're pretty. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:56, 24 May 2007

YECCH! This user is UGLY. It may not be as ugly as this template, but it still needs to be killed. If this IP is not fixed in 30 days it may become a candidate for banning..

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:52, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I agree with the hideous template. You're about as ugly as all holy hell. --General Insineratehymn 01:56, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I think your prettiness broke Uncyclopedia -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:54, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Define i-pretty. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 01:54, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Look, Doktor, we're in a template! How meta. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:55, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

it's supposed to be am i pretty typo sorry!!

Apology rejected. Insert coin to continue. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:58, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

umm right

hmmm, left! -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 02:01, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

YECCH! This IP is UGLY. It may not be as ugly as this template, but... oh, who are we kidding?, it's uglier, alright. so ugly looking at this IP will make your face MELT, and your genitals asplode.

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--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Dear Inquisitive IP:

We regret to inform you that we are unable to provide a satisfactory response to your request. Specifically, determining your prettiness is beyond our ability to take seriously, and we can only continue to give you silly, ambiguous answers until we get bored. It is highly recommended that you close your eyes and count to thirteen while standing on your head. Doing this won't help anything, but it should be strange enough to make you even more confused. We hope this information will prove useful. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:51, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

We're all pretty on the inside. Except people who vandalise pages, whose insides look like Mother Teresa's outsides. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:41, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

We are not pretty on the inside. I was a magician and cut someone in half once; the human body is 65% poop, apparently. Also, the police want to talk to me...something about a grisly crime. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:58, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Breaking News

With some Russian demi-legal software, I finally can provide you with an image of the person behind the IP. Now judge for yourselves. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 17:40, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

When did you get a webcam? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

The hack diverts the input from his telescreen. I guess this was his expression of surprise when "Lol they answerd my topic!". -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 17:47, 24 May 2007 (UTC)