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I'm going to announce my plans here, state that I am invincible and you are powerless to stop me, ask you to politely suck my unrealistically massive cock, and claim justice in the name of... Iono, this here sandwich? Yes, glory to the all-mighty sandwich! Oh, and banning is futile because... hell, I dunno. Magnetism? 1.234.56.78 _{This user is anonymous, for the intents and purposes of their message. Dang, they should've come up with a cool and imaginative name, like "Burrito Vengeance" or "Crushdoom" or something.}

What? I can't be arsed to upload an image right now.

Good for you, you earn 12 internets and a free bag of milk. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:11, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

How about "IRAQATTACK" for a name? That's pretty cool (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 7, 04:12

Everybody cares!! No! Don't do it! It's not like we have some way to revert you in seconds! We bow down before you. We'll shut down the site tomorrow. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:13 Oct 07, 2007

Mostly coherent, competent spelling, okay grammar. Those three things bring down your score considerably, 2/10. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:19, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

FORGT IT 1.234.56.78!!! UR GHEY LOLLLL!!! THIS STIE IS SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT! IT MAKE FUN OF WIKIPDA, BEST SITE EVRRRRR!!!!! i will beet u at ur vandl... vindl... vehn... FUKING UP UNCYC!!!!! u all will roo teh dai u evah herd ove... MOUNTAINOUS CRUSHDOOM SHITSLINGER LAVALMAP!!! — the preceding stupid comment was added by some random IP nobody cares about (screw looking at the contribs • ban the fucker already)

It feels like this has been done before... -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:36, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

You are MISTAKEN. I am invincible and will soon be vandalizing my first target. You have... lessee, how much longer until this episode of G.I. Joe ends? Yeah, about 15 minutes to live, and then your pathetic site will be shut down. I'm the first, and the last, of all humanity with the skill to destroy Uncyclopedia off the face of the Internet for good. Okay bye! 1.234.56.78 _{This user is anonymous, as they still haven't come up with an imaginative name. Also, Crushdoom? You wannabe.}

LAAVALAMP WILL FLOW HIZ HAWT LAVAH OVER UR SIGHT!!!! FUCK UNCYC FUCK UNCYC FUCK UNCYC CYC UNFUCK UNCYC FK!!! YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HEL 4 UR SUCKY ARTIKLES. ALSO FUCK SAVING MOOSES U CAN'T EVEN SPEL MOOSE WRITE !!!!!!!! IM WAY STARTER THN U U STUPID IP — the preceding asinine comment was added by some random IP nobody cares about (screw looking at the contribs • ban the fucker already)