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After a long vacation from this compendium of unknowledge, I am surprised at the frequency of blatently hateful articles. I hope the definition of humor,satire and crapology hasnt changed to include derogatory and antagonistic articles --Nytrospawn 05:10, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Didn't you know that all the bands that you like suck? Also, the stupidity of your school, and those in it, is surpassed only by how crappy your hometown is. I thought that would've been obvious. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:14, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I already know all that. In fact, my area is the actual Boondocks. No , not the TV show. The place where you can get crack cocaine for 2 babys and a 17 inch tire --Nytrospawn 05:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
By the by, ICU is only for articles less than a week old.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 05:47 Dec 17, 2007
It was the only other thing I could think of other than NRV. NRV is reserved for articles that probably shouldnt exist. I felt an article about the Qu'ran could work, if it was made specifically as an treatise on bigotry --Nytrospawn 23:23, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
NRV doesn't exist anymore. NRV became ICU.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 23:43 Dec 17, 2007
Believe me, it was not a pretty sight. All the extra limbs, sticking out at odd angles, and the screaming. Absolutely horrible. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:57, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Ah, that reminds me of the last family reunion. Good times... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:17, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
I actually agree with him. When writing a satirical article for something you dislike, you need to channel it into humor that even makes your opponents laugh. Look at South Park, they criticise a lot of my opinions and views, but I just love it. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 13:47, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Kip speaks troof. I would add that to make a genuinely good joke about something, one must have a decent knowledge of that something. Hateful jokes and stereotypes are perpetuated because, even though they are ignorant and unimaginative, there are enough hateful and ignorant twits in the world who reinoforce the same stereotypes amongst themselves, giving the illusion that they are are funny. So the sad reality is that in order to write satire about something you dislike, you will have to at least read up on that subject, which carries the inherent risk of broadening your perspective and increasing your understanding and tolerance of unfamiliar things. The plus side to all this is that, as Kip the Dip pointed out, even people who disagree with you will find it funny in some way.
You know, I was considering writing a book titled Banana Cream Pie Diplomacy: How Comedians Will Save The World Without Taking It Seriously. What say you all? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 17:40, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I agree with all this completely, but I think all of us regular writers users know this. It's mostly IPs and noobs that crap up the site with hatred.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 21:40 Dec 18, 2007
This thread is fucking stupid. What kind of moron writes bullshit like this? --THINKER 07:28, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
Hi. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:51, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
I find the word "spawn" in your name offensive. Could you change it to something more family-friendly, like "marry", or possibly "intimate relations"? --CUN RA Talk to me _ 09:45, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
JESUS MOHAMMED ALLAH RUDOLPH BUMBLEFUCK SPAWN okay who did I offend? Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif
How dare you! Now go and apologize to poor Rudolph right now. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 23:55, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
Poor, poor Donner.. --THINKER 01:05, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

I say send all the white people back to Africa! Fucking whitey! --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 08:33, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

But what about the tariffs on white people they have there? They don't like foreign-made products, they only allow domestically produced whiteys there. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 11:18, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
Plus, white people all drive like this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:25, 26 December 2007 (UTC)