Forum:Floor Mats

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Sure, they make your front entrance look all fine and dandy, but are they really worth it? They are a bitch to clean, and they are constantly getting dirty due to those house guests that enter and wipe their feet on the mats. Then you have to clean it almost everyday, and there's always a mark or some mud that refuses to come off. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:56, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Cue Standard Discussion

Discuss. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:58, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

You lost me at "Forum". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:00, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

I object! --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:10, Nov. 7, 2008

... -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:17, Nov. 7, 2008

Cue Profuse Whining due to Point Made By Kip the Dip, Reverting Conversation Back to Uncyclopedia's Fallacies

See what you've done now. :( - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 05:21, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Cue Standard Discussion Again

So, what do you think about floor mats? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 05:23, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

How dare you use my name in subheadings? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:26, Nov. 7, 2008

Hey, when you signed the deal to start editing on Uncyclopedia, you gave up that right. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 05:28, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Not having people use your name in subheadings is an inalienable right. An inalienable right. It's in the Declaration of Independence. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:03, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

How dare you not use my name in subheadings? Man, I gotta get myself some kind of meme going on this site. --UU - natter 09:40, Nov 8

Soooo... Any good movies out there? Seriously, I've yet to hear of a good one.--BOMB 02:32, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Cue Standard Discussion Yet Again

Anybody buy a new floor mat recently? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:18, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Cue Comment Requesting That Floor Mats Engage In Intercourse With Themsleves

FUCK floor mats. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 20:29, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Cue Attempt to Bump This Forum

Hey, it was bound to happen. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:51, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Cue idiot asking a dumb question.

What are floor mats?--BOMB 15:29, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

He's a Norwegian. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:04, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Cue image meme.

--SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 17:18, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Cue another question.

--BOMB 20:31, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Cue Continuance

Damn bumper! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:57, 26 November 2008 (UTC)