Forum:ATTN: RADICALX AND THE GENERAL UNCYCLOPEDIA COMMNUNITY
Sorry about the title. But I do have an announcement to make.
THE PIXEL WIZARD HAS PHOTOSHOP!!!11
Yes, it's true. I have a 30-day trial version of Photoshop. And I suck at it.
Forsooth, o wise Radical! Learn me thy secrets!
~ Unflameviper Who's a Peach? 01:39, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Stop being such an attention whore. I have Photoshop, but you don't hear me hooting and hollering about it. -- 02:51, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Amateurs. I have Photoshop AND Windows Media Player. —rc (t) 03:00, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Oh yeah? Well I have an ancient copy of PaintShop Pro that's followed me from computer to computer for the better part of a decade. A whole decade. Oldschool! I also have a cd of Photoshop Elements that props up the wobbly corner of my desk. That's how I roll.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:25, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- I have a scanner and a few crayons... --
03:29, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- I has a pencil. Yes I does! -- 03:30, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Well I have an erasable pen! --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
04:31, 27 January 2007 (UTC)- And I have an irascible pen. Little bastard's always flicking ink at me... --Sir Jam 15:35, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- I have finger paint. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 15:48, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- And I have an irascible pen. Little bastard's always flicking ink at me... --Sir Jam 15:35, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Well I have an erasable pen! --~
- I has a pencil. Yes I does! -- 03:30, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
BENSON accesses Photoshop with his mind. Also, BENSON acts as his own media player. Simply plug your headphones into BENSON's ear and enjoy! BENSON WINS! Benson 21:05, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
FlameViper, I have Paintshop Pro so I can't help you out directly. You might check UTexas's tutorial for some hints, though. But if you are not going to be able to afford a permanent PotatoChop installation you might consider downloading something like Teh Gimp which will endow you with a huge donger full graphics editing capabilities forever and ever, free of charge. ----OEJ 16:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Forum:ATTN: SAVETHEMOOSES AND THE GENERAL UNCYCLOPEDIA COMMNUNITY
Sorry about attaching myself to an already existing forum topic. But I do have an announcement to make.
I NOW HAS A KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!11
Yes, it's true. I stole my friend's keyboard. Until now I was limited to copy/pasting words from various sources for my satirical writing, but now that I have an actual real-life keyboard I shall pwn all the greatest writers on this website in a short matter of time!
Forsooth, o wise STM! Learn me thy secrets!
-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:36, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
A Keyboard? I'm so jealous. —Braydie at 22:37, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, I've been using a rewired Pong controller.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:01, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Forum:ATTN: PENISPENISPENIS AND THE GENERAL KDJOQWIEANVOPIU COMMUNISMTY
Sorry about attaching myself to an already existing forum topic. But I do have an announcement to make.
I NOW HAVING A MONITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Yes, it's true. I stole my friend's 1000000000 inch monitor. Until now I was limited to using my imagination, but now that I have an actual real-life moniter I shall p\/\/|\|Z0|2Z all T3H greetest people able to see on this website in a short matter of time!
Forsooth, o wise PENISPENISPENIS! Learn me thy secrets!
-- 23:19, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- A monitor? Lucky! I've been using pencil and paper. It's very tiring on the wrists, redrawing the screen every frame. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:32, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Forum:ATTN: VAGINAVAGINAVAGINA AND THE GENERA - oh screw it
Sorry about attaching myself to an already existing forum topic. But I do have an announcement to make.
I NOW HAS A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!11
Yes, it's true. I stole my friend's computer. Until now I was limited to hooking electrodes to my brain and interpreting 1s and 0s from the internets by hand, but now that I have an actual real-life computer I shall pwn all the greatest computer...ers... on this website in a short matter of time!
Forsooth, o wise WHOEVER! Learn me thy secrets!
--Missingno 21:39, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Forum:ATTN: DOCTOR RADICALX AND THE GENERAL MEDICALPEDIA COMMNUNITY
Sorry for attaching myself to an existing forum topic, but I do have an announcement to make.
I NOW HAVE A HEADACHE!
Yes, it's true. I was walking around outside in the dark and a dog barked in my face and I went SMACK onto the pavement.
Forsooth, o wise doctor! Learn me thy Advil!
(yes, I am aware this joke is getting old) --
04:10, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Forum:ATTN: FARMER RADICALX AND THE GENERAL BARNOPEDIA COMMNUNITY
Sorry about attaching myself to an already existing forum topic. But I do have an announcement to make.
Yes, it's true. I found two baby calves by the side of the road and decided to raise them as my own daughters. I am sure they will produce very good milk for me in the future. But for now, they just make great pets.
Forsooth, o wise VET! Teach me how to raise my cows! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:18, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
- You have won this topic. --Missingno 00:32, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Forum: ATTN: MY COUSIN DEREK AND THE GENERAL WORLD COMMUNITY
Sorry for breathing, but I feel I can contain myself no longer:
I HAVE JUMPED ON A BANDWAGON!!!!
Yes it's true. I have jumped on a 30-day trial bandwagon, and I haven't got a clue what to do with it.
I suck, in general, at being in any kind of waggon: station waggon, police waggon - I've tried them all, and I always fall off.
Should I see a doctor, or just follow the yellow brick road? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 04:33, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Forum:ATTN: MAMMALS AND THE GENERAL LIVING ECOSYSTEM
Sorry for attaching myself to an already-existing biosphere, but I do have an announcement to make.
I NOW HAVE A BRAIN.
Yes, it's true. Where before I could only loll on a hospital bed Terry Schiavo-style, I can now walk and talk with the best of them. I am accumulating memories and will someday inhabit someone's tomb.
Forsooth, o wise marm! Learn me your algebra and calculus! --
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:52, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Forum:ATTN: PROTEIN-BASED ORGANISMS AND THE GENERAL GALACTIC CLUSTER
Sorry for attaching myself to an already-existing star cluster, but I do have an announcement to make.
I NOW HAVE QUANTA!
Yes, it's true. Before, I existed in a state of complete entropy, unable to interact with my environment. Now, I possess a high enough quantum number to power my metabolism and may even develop a neural network, so I can catch up to Alksub!
Forsooth, o wise physics professor! Learn me what the hell I am talking about! --
19:16, 3 February 2007 (UTC)