Dave (A story built one paragraph at a time)
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Dave, whose real name is Squaw Dee, is, as its name suggests, a random active user from this very website called Uncyclopedia. They were an average person editing in an average wiki until they got pulled to an adventure full of dangers, knives and moccasins. Their quest is told in the epic poem known as A story built one paragraph at a time.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Early life[edit | edit source]
Squaw Dee started as a humble editor on Uncyclopedia, which they randomly stumbled upon one day.
It was on this very website when Squaw Dee met Shabidoo, a person who they genuinely disliked for their overtly authoritarian behavior, but could not speak up in fear of getting banned. Despite this, Squaw Dee decided to put their trust on this admin by lending them $2,a decision they have regretted since, as Shabidoo have never given their money back.
Murder[edit | edit source]
One fateful day, Squaw Dee decided to buy a bunch of mannequins for no reason other than "for the LOLs" [1]. The next day, all of their mannequins were gone, and there was no clue where they could be. Squaw Dee searched for their mannequins everywhere, to no avail.
That very fateful day, Shabidoo appeared at their door, saying that they knew who the mannequin thief was. But Squaw Dee didn't need to listen them to know: it was Shabidoo, of course it was Shabidoo; it had been all this time along, it was so crystal clear! Enraged, wrathful; Squaw Dee got a spare moccasin, and beat Shabidoo to death.
It would be revealed later that the real thief was a rascal named John, who tricked them to kill the admin that had blocked them from Uncyclopedia. Squaw Dee first swore vengeance for making them kill thre guy that owed them two bucks, but just like in a Wattpad fanfic, their hate turned into love, and ended dating John.
Marriage[edit | edit source]
Squaw Dee married John, and changed their name to Dave, so that their lover John could easily pronounce their name which for some reason had been their own username until this very day.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ they were an Uncyclopedia user, after all. Spelling standardized from nonstandard "lulz"
