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Video Game Wars

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In Development

ICOIraq.pngICOAfghanistan.png vs. ICOUnited States of America.png

PART I[edit]

Haxxord[edit]

Welcome to #Afghanistan
motheЯussia: i pwnxxor this svr dood
USA: not 4 long
*Peasant is no longer idle*
USA: yo why U let russia corrupt ur shit
Peasant: i live in a fuking cave, whats the diff?
USA: its the principle of the thing, theyr 3vil. 3VIL!
Peasant: so what
SERVER IS DOWN
*Blak_Sunglasses installed Radical Islam. Success!*
SERVER IS UP
*Peasant is now known as fundaMENTALIST*
fundaMENTALIST: OMG WTF KILL RUSSIA!!!11!1
motheЯussia: wtf?
"'USA has given ChArlY_WiLsOn 1000 gold"'
"'ChArLy_WiLsOn has purchased StingersStingers"'
ChArlY_WiLsOn: Sw33t! fundaMENTALIST take these, they rox!!11!!11!1111
"'ChArlY_WiLsOn has given fundaMENTALIST Stingers"'
fundaMENTALIST: OMFG th3se tHiNgS PWNNNNNNNN!!!1!!111!
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
*fundaMENTALIST shoots Stinger at MI-24 Hind. 10 damage to motheЯussia*
motheЯussia: OMFG WTfuck? How u do th3t?
USA: HAHA n00bs!
motheЯussia: This is ghey. l8r f4gs.
*motheЯussia has left the game*
USA: YEAH B!tcHez!! We WiN!!! W00t!!11111!!!!!1!11
fundaMENTALIST: Yo, will u halp us rebuild our cntry?
USA: your on ur own, im gonna get s0me b33r. HAHAHAHA u suck.
*USA has left the game*
fundaMENTALIST: tH1$ sucks B4llz.

Idle Hands[edit]

Sadly, this defense strategy resulted in the deaths of everyone in both buildings by way of the shaken, not collapsed phenomenon

*tuPak is no longer idle*
tuPak: dood check this out
SERVER IS DOWN
*fundaMENTALIST now has Administrator privileges*
SERVER IS UP
fundaMENTALIST: this roxxors
fundaMENTALIST: gonna be some changes round here biyatch
*Flirty18 has joined the game*
Flirty18: asl? me: 18/f/Kabul
fundaMENTALIST: OMG WTF J00 HAV DESECRATED THE HOLY SERVER!!1!1
fundaMENTALIST: J00 MUST PAY FOR YR SIN!`~~!!
*Flirty18 has left the game (kicked: INFIDEL!11!!)*
fundaMENTALIST: pak, u need to Nforce rulz on ur svr
tuPak: um yah sure right after i patch #Kashmir
fundaMENTALIST: ur svr is full of infidels. u need 2 drop da bomb.
fundaMENTALIST: if u dont i will
tuPak: how bout u dont. haev this insted
*tuPak has given GUNS to fundaMENTALIST!*
*tuPak has given CASH to fundaMENTALIST!*
fundaMENTALIST: that werkx

A friend in need[edit]

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*OsamaYoMama has joined the game*
OsamaYoMama: #Saudi suxx. admin does not have teh faith.
fundaMENTALIST: dood we r teh holy
OsamaYoMama likes this svr
OsamaYoMama: if i had cash i cud get root on #Sudan
*fundaMENTALIST has given CASH to OsamaYoMama!*
OsamaYoMama: brb
*OsamaYoMama has left the game*
*OsamaYoMama has joined the game*
OsamaYoMama: omg i started some shit and now USA is pissed
fundaMENTALIST: so what
*USA has joined the game*
*USA uses TOMAHAWK CRUISE MISSLE*
*Miss! 0 damage to OsamaYoMama*
USA: i win again, yo
fundaMENTALIST: wtf was that
OsamaYoMama: didnt feel a thing
OsamaYoMama: pussys
OsamaYoMama: watch this
*OsamaYoMama uses BOMB on USS COLE*
*27 damage to USA*
USA: OMFG, u SUX
*USA has left the game (osama sux)*

Left Hand, meet Right Hand[edit]

*MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG has joined the game*
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: HELLO KIDS! MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG HERE WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT DRUGS
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOUR BODY AND YOUR MIND.
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS!
fundaMENTALIST: DOGZ R UNCLEAN! TEH HOLY PROFET SEZ!
OsamaYoMama: dont get ur pantiz in a wad. itz a bot. usa runz it on all the svrs
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: HELLO, ADMINISTRATOR OF $country_name!
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: DID YOU KNOW THAT $agricultural_product IS ESPECIALLY WELL-SUITED TO GROW IN $country_name?
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: TO HELP $country_name WITH THE TRANSITION FROM $drug_product TO $agricultural_product,
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: MCGRUFF, THE CRIME DOG, WILL HELP YOU WITH AN ONGOING CASH PAYMENT PROGRAM.
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: SIMPLY SEND THE MESSAGE "MY COUNTRY PLEDGES TO SAY NO TO DRUGS" TO nodrugs@mcgruff.org
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: AND HELP MCGRUFF... TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME.
*MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG has left the game*
fundaMENTALIST: that is teh weierd
OsamaYoMama: u gonna do it
fundaMENTALIST: no i need doze poppiez! dumass
OsamaYoMama: like usa will ever find out?
fundaMENTALIST: but theyre cash is teh unclean
OsamaYoMama: we will use it for teh holy
fundaMENTALIST: ok
*MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG has joined the game*
*MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG has given CASH to fundaMENTALIST!*
MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG: THANK YOU FOR HELPING MCGRUFF... TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME.
*MCGRUFF_THE_CRIME_DOG has left the game*
fundaMENTALIST: usa is teh dumb

Epic fail attack[edit]

OsamaYoMama: aw fuck the #WTC room is fuxing my stuff.
fundaMENTALIST: collapse?
OsamaYoMama: rly?
fundaMENTALIST: yah w8.
*Khaled_Sucka has joined the game*
OsamaYoMama: yo
Khaled_Sucka: yo i have sum uber haxx wit bombs and a car
OsamaYoMama: k who is the bomber
Khaled_Sucka: yo my man in mah family yousef.
*YOURSEFTHEMAN has joined the game*
YOURSEFTHEMAN: yo unca gimme money to buy bomb and uber haxx
*Khaled_Sucka has given CASH to YOURSEFTHEMAN*
YOURSEFTHEMAN: aight some mony k allah be wit me.
*YOURSEFTHEMAN has left the game*
fundaMENTALIST: meh i'm gunna afk.
MEANWHILE IN THE #WTC ROOM...
USA: fuck i need cash gimme some
*YOUSEFRAMSI has joined the game*
YOUSEFRAMSI: DIE BITCHES!
*YOUSEFRAMSI uses CAR BOMB on TOWER_1!*
*900 damage to USA, 6 Workers dead and 348 injured!*
USA: WTF IS THIS?
YOUSEFRAMSI: KTHNXBAI
FBI: ha n00b got caught in #paki, lol ass.
MEANWHILE IN #AFGHANISTAN
OsamaYoMama: fux you fundimentalist
fundaMENTALIST: imma kick you if you won't shut up
OsamaYoMama: you fail anyway.

Too big for yer britches[edit]

OsamaYoMama: i bet i can get root on USAs boxxor
fundaMENTALIST: will this help
*fundaMENTALIST has given CASH to OsamaYoMama!*
OsamaYoMama: ok watch this
*USA has joined the game*
OsamaYoMama: usa is the suxxor
*OsamaYoMama used BOMB_DYNAMITE on BAMIYAN_BUDDHA!*
*209 damage to Ragheadistan!*
OsamaYoMama: usa is the suxxor
fundaMENTALIST: where r they
OsamaYoMama: they r not listning
OsamaYoMama: they dont even kno they r in #World
OsamaYoMama: ill get there attention
*OsamaYoMama used JUMBO_JET on TOWER_1!*
*1100 damage to USA*
*TOWER_1 has been destroyed!*
USA: take off every zig!
*USA launches Fighters!*
*Fighters speed = .056!*
*Fighters direction = wrong*"
USA: how do i make these go faster?
*OsamaYoMama used JUMBO_JET on TOWER_2!*
*1100 damage to USA*
*TOWER_2 has been destroyed!*
fundaMENTALIST: usa is teh ghey
OsamaYoMama: u aint seen nothin yet
*OsamaYoMama used JUMBO_JET on PENTAGON!*
*46 damage to USA*
*OsamaYoMama used JUMBO_JET on CAPITOL!*
*EAGLE_14Z3R_BEAMER has joined the game*
*EAGLE_MarkBANG_EM! has joined the game*
*EAGLE_GLICKTEHGLOCK has joined the game*
*EAGLE_doe1976 has joined the game*
*Attack missed!*
OsamaYoMama: fuk
USA: ur going down
*BUILDING_7 has been destroyed!*
USA: WTF osama! U USED HAXXORTH. ADMIN BETTER KICK YOU!
fundaMENTALIST: osama is a guest, fuk off
OsamaYoMama: usa suxxors
USA: u asked 4 it whos with me?
*YouKay has joined the game*
*C4nuck has joined the game*
*OZZY has joined the game*
*New Z-land has joined the game*
*Franc3 has joined the game*
*Ger_MAN has joined the game*
*RSHN-BEAR has joined the game*
*K13lb@5@ has joined the game*
*Cloggy53 has joined the game*
*D-Mark has joined the game*
*WegianCheese has joined the game*
*BLAre2000 has joined the game*
OsamaYoMama: ur all infidels

Told you[edit]

New Z-land: we is sending teh help
*WaRlOrDz is no longer idle*
*WaRlOrDz used BOMB on KABUL!*
*No damage to fundaMENTALIST*
fundaMENTALIST: that was teh lame.
USA: warlord, wait like we said, ass
WaRlOrDz: sry
fundaMENTALIST: usa we will pwnn ur boxxor like we pwnxxord russias a$$
USA: fu
SERVER IS DOWN
*Blak_Sunglasses installed Special Forces. Success!*
SERVER IS UP
fundaMENTALIST: wtf was that
*USA used CRUISE_MISSLE on KABUL!*
*USA used CRUISE_MISSLE on KANDAHAR!*
*Critical Hit!*
*USA used CRUISE_MISSLE on JALALABAD!*
*512 damage to fundaMENTALIST*
*256 damage to OsamaYoMama*
OsamaYoMama: fuk fuk fuk thot attack wldnt get past #Pakistan
fundaMENTALIST: PAK WTF R U?/?/????/
*USA has given CASH to Pakman!*
Pakman: think ill sit this 1 out :) :)
*USA now has Moderator privileges in #Pakistan*
fundaMENTALIST: u bastard
Pakman: hey usa, dont 4get 2 wipe svr log from #NorthKorea & #Iran. dint mean 2 give da bomb away.
Pakman: shit thought that was pm
USA: noob

Oops.[edit]

*USA used MEALS_RTE on KANDAHAR!*
*USA charisma raised!*
*USA used CLUSTER_BOMB on KANDAHAR!*
*67 damage to fundaMENTALIST*
*78 damage to OsamaYoMama*
*112 damage to UNARMED_CIVILIANS*
*USA charisma dropped!*
USA: doh
C4nuck: WTF, eh?
USA: collatterral d@mage, sry
OsamaYoMama: D00d wtf you cheat!!!
OZZY: so much 4 making nu mates

With friends like you...[edit]

WaRlOrDz: iz it r turn yet
USA: just a sec
*USA has given GUNS to WaRlOrDz!*
*USA used CARPET_BOMBING on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*119 damage to fundaMENTALIST*
USA: ok go ahed
*WaRlOrDz used GUNS on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*42 damage to fundaMENTALIST*
*fundaMENTALIST used GUNS on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*56 damage to WaRlOrDz*
WaRlOrDz: crap
*WaRlOrDz used GUNS on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*37 damage to fundaMENTALIST*
*fundaMENTALIST used GUNS on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*45 damage to WaRlOrDz*
fundaMENTALIST: u cant win
*fundaMENTALIST used GUNS on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*52 damage to WaRlOrDz*
*WaRlOrDz used GUNS on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*16 damage to fundaMENTALIST*
WaRlOrDz: usa we cud use som fkg help
*USA used CARPET_BOMBING on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*Critical Hit!*
*97 damage to fundaMENTALIST*
*MAZAR-E-SHARIF now belongs to WaRlOrDz*
fundaMENTALIST: im outta here. osama meet you in kabul
*WaRlOrDz used GUNS on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*98 damage to RETREATING_CONSCRIPTS*
WaRlOrDz: KILL THEM ALL!!1!
*WaRlOrDz used LOOTING on MAZAR-E-SHARIF!*
*37 damage to UNARMED_CIVILIANS*
USA: WTF TK!
C4nuck: Who invited this noob!?
WaRlOrDz: sry. lil bro was playng while i was in wc
OZZY: 6rik3y i need a b33r
WaRlOrDz: yo d00ds how I get to kabul? I'm stuk.
USA: Ill halp u, hang on.
"'USA has given moderator privileges to Gr33n_B34nies"'
"'USA has given LASER DESIGNATOR to Gr33n_B34nies"'
Gr33n_B34nies: OMG yes!! FIn4lly! This will PWN!!!
"'Gr33n_B34nies has used LASER DESIGNATOR on fundaMENTALIST"'
fundaMENTALIST: N00bs. nuthin happnd.
"'USAF uses JDAM on fundaMENTALIST. 15 damage"'
"'USAF uses JDAM on fundaMENTALIST. 15 damage"'
"'USAF uses JDAM on fundaMENTALIST. 15 damage"'
"'USAF uses JDAM on fundaMENTALIST. 15 damage"'
"'USAF uses JDAM on fundaMENTALIST. 15 damage"'
"'USAF uses JDAM on fundaMENTALIST. 15 damage"'
fundaMENTALIST: OMFG WTF????
USA: there now ur not stuk.
WaRlOrDz: PWNAGE!! thanks
"'WaRlOrDz uses GUNS on fundaMENTALIST. 150 damage"'
"'fundaMENTALIST retreats from KABUL"'
"'WaRlOrDz captures KABUL"'
WaRlOrDz: OmG PWNAGE u suck Funda.
fundaMENTALIST: Ghey

Friendly Fire[edit]

C4nuck: Here, i'll take care of these noobs
USA: k i'll help out
*C4nuck attacked fundaMENTALIST*
*27 damage to fundaMENTALIST!*
*USA drops bombs on fundaMENTALIST*
*25 damage to fundaMENTALIST!*
fundaMENTALIST: fuk
*12 damage to C4nuck!*
C4nuck: OMG WTF TK!!!
USA: srry my bad
C4nuck: Don't do it again k?
USA: k

Operation Mountain Thrust=[edit]

USA: we gotta pwn these b1tch3s
C4nuck: I know eh?
OZZY: lets get em mates
*C4nuck attacked fundaMENTALIST, 26 damage!*
*USA attacked fundaMENTALIST, 32 damage!*
fundaMENTALIST: OMG WTF need some help osama!
OsamaYoMama: k
*OsamaYoMama gave guns and bombs to fundaMENTALIST*
*OsamaYoMama attacked USA, 6 damage!*
*fundaMENTALIST attacked C4nuck, 4 damage!*
USA: n00bs
C4nuck: Uber n00bs
OZZY: funda fails
*Cloggy53 attacked fundaMENTALIST, 19 damage!*
*OZZY attacked OsamaYoMama, 10 damage!*
OsamaYoMama: fuk lets get outta here
fundaMENTALIST: dam it
C4nuck: we pwn3d them
*YouKay is no longer idle*
YouKay: wtf i was afk what'd i miss

Short Attention Span[edit]

*YouKay has joined the game*
OZZY: G'day pomz
YouKay: Wazzup b1tch3s?
USA: Hey, gud 2 C u YouKay, howz fings over dere?
YouKay: Bored, and my mate MI5 sez dat iraq haz newcleer wepponz, which aint gud.
*MI5 Agent has joined the game*
*Blak_Sunglasses is no longer idle*
MI5 Agent: Yo, did u no th@ iraq az newcleer wepponz and dey r gunna blow de shit out ov everyfing? Coz its true.
Blak_Sunglasses: Yeh lolz it is true.
USA: lolz ok, but did u get my PM blak_sunglasses?
Blak_Sunglasses: about us gettin sum` oil?
USA: STFU n00b, keep quiet >:(
*SERVER IS DOWN*
*NEXT GAME: GULF WAR II*
*STARTING IN 10 SECONDS...*

PART II[edit]

The Game Goes On[edit]

C4nuck: wtf, wat is USA doin?
Cloggy53: i dunno, dey gone to #I-Rack for sum reason.
Ger_MAN: wat teh fuk we spose do then?!11!1!1one
Franc3: lolzrotfl Ger_Man you aint doin shyt anyways.
C4nuck: STFU u betch lev ger alone, u ain doin ny fukin shit either.
Franc3: lolz!lol!!lols! big talk cumin frum teh gut wit no armies, lols!
C4nuck: omfg shut up i hav an army, it jus sm4ll3r den urs. mi guyz r tugher though, so bak off.
Franc3: ill oWnz u, n00b
Ger_MAN: lik u 'OWnzed' me in the world wars, rite?
C4nuck: LMAOLOL!
Cloggy53: haha
WegianCheese: Pwned.
Franc3: fuk dis shit im outta hurr.
*USA has joined the game*
USA: wtf? stop fightin' u noobs. me, youkay, Ozzy and polland jus went to pwn saddam and mak I-Rack betterz. we'll still hang out here but u guys can take control, kay?
Cloggy53: sure thing..
France3 wat evur...
Ger_MAN: bitchin'
C4nuck: why the h3ll d1d u go over there in the firs' place USA?
USA: stfu and don ask question, were fightin terrorists.
*USA transfers administration duties to NATO*
USA: good luck
*USA goes idle*

You can't get us[edit]

*fundaMENTALIST is now TowlieBan*
TowlieBan:...hey, Pakman?
*Pakman is no longer idle*
Pakman: what?
TowlieBan: let us hide out ovr derr for a bit.
Pakman: no fcking way, itd piss off USA
TowlieBan: u fukin n00b, u alwys gunna be USAs bitch?
OsamaYoMama: i thought we were bros? u helped us out befor...
Pakman: yea but bak den ur server wasnt full of a bunch of guys takin control. wat if they start trolling ym server?
TowlieBan: no one will know about it. we keep quiet
OsamaYoMama: yea...
Pakman: fine, watever, com on in.
*OsamaYoMama and TowlieBan enter Pakman's server*

What the hell do we do now?[edit]

Cloggy53: k, so what now?
C4nuck: i dunno, i gu3s we go and find twlieban and osama?
*TowlieBan strikes C4nuck, 12 damage*
C4nuck: WTF, H4XSERZ?!1? where teh fuk r u?
Franc3: lolz, u got owned.
*TowlieBan strikes Franc3, 42 damage*
C4nuck: rotfl
*TowlieBan detonates road side bomb, 21 damage to Franc3*
*TowlieBan launches rocket, 13 damage to C4nuck*
*TowlieBan attacked WegianCheese, 8 damage to WegianCheese*
*TowlieBan attacked Cloggy53, 17 damage to Cloggy53*
*TowlieBan detonated road side bomb, 10 damage to Ger_MAN*
Franc3: screw dis shyt.
*Franc3 has left server/Southern Afghanistan*
*Franc3 has entered server/Northern Afghanistan*
Franc3: ill hang out here
Cloggy53: wat!? com bak. this is where all the fighting is.
Franc3: lolz, no thank u.
*Ger_MAN has left server/Southern Afghanistan*
*Ger_MAN has entered server/Northern Afghanistan*
C4nuck: what r you doing Ger_Man???
Ger_MAN: france needs sum help guarding here.
C4nuck: omfg, no he doesn't. its nice up there, all the fuking action is down here.
Franc3: lmao, im stayin here
Ger_MAN: hehe, me to.
C4nuck: Pussies...
TowlieBan: Lmao, u guyz suxxors
Cloggy53: where u at Towlieban?
TowlieBan: lmao, I aint gunna say.
*C4nuck has used cheat/Trace*
TowlieBan: WTFSTOP THAT121!!! FUKIN CHEATAR!
C4nuck: haha, he's in Pakman's server
TowlieBan: oh shit...

Fuck you. No, fuck you![edit]

*USA is no longer idle*
*YouKay is no longer idle*
USA: wtf is dis i hear abut Pak?!
C4nuck: hes being an ultr4 n00basaur. he keepin towelie and osama saf.
YouKay: wurr r u pakman??
*Pakman is no longer idle*
Pakman: wat do j00 want?
USA: give us towlieban & osama and we wont bomb dsa shyt out of u
Pakman: wtf, i donno wat ur takin about
YouKay: we know u got em over derr. C4nuck trace there sorry a$$s.
Pakman: omfg, puss3hs had to go bl4bing.
TowlieBan: w3ll srry, we didn't tink they wuld cheat so bad
USA: listen pacman, we been bros for long time now. i helped you out a lot in the past, and it's been cool, but if u dont stop bulls1tt1ng us hurr i will pwn ur ass and bomb teh shyt out of u!
Pakman: oooo im so scared! bring it on fatty.
USA: k dats it noob were comin
Pakman: uh-oh
*Pakman has left the game*
USA: mouhaha noob! i was just bng l33t, jk
C4nuck: hah wuss

Meanwhile in #Asia[edit]

Kingz_of_StarCraft: yo ppl
Kingz_of_StarCraft: btw we gots them nukes mwahaha
Kingz_of_StarCraft: now all ur base r belong to us!
*Kingz_of_StarCraft has left the game*
*Kingz_of_StarCraft has joined the game*
*Kingz_of_StarCraft is no longer idle*
Kingz_of_StarCraft: halo?
Kingz_of_StarCraft: halo?
Kingz_of_StarCraft: ...

Financial problems[edit]

*USA has joined #United Nations*
USA: guys can i hav 1000 gold?
Franc3: oh not again man
Pakman: haha he bought TANKS he cannot equip
USA: stfu n00b all u hav is CAMELS
Pakman: nop i haev CANNABIS...
C4nuck: i sell u my equip for like 1 gold
USA: no taht<s not enuff
USA: k wait
USA: ppl im liek at dis cafe i cant play 4 now theres like 1 black guy n 1 white guy waiting my time<s up
****¥$R₳€£*** has joined the game*
***¥$R₳€£*** Did someone say he needs cash?
USA: ya gimme gimme gimme
***¥$R₳€£*** Sure. Click HERE and follow the rules.
USA: nah 2 lon gimme now
***¥$R₳€£*** *sigh*
****¥$R₳€£*** now has Moderator privileges in #WTO*
****¥$R₳€£*** uses 1¢ on JPMORGAN CHASE. Success!*
*HACK! SERVER DOWN!*
Black_Sunglasses: hay WTF!!!
*SERVER UP!*
****¥$R₳€£*** gives 1 000 000 000$ to USA*
USA: wtf howd u do dat
***¥$R₳€£*** Shalom Shabbat, motherfuckers!
****¥$R₳€£*** has left the game*
C4nuck: haha sad n00b fgt abt me
****¥$R₳€£*** has joined the game*
***¥$R₳€£*** I never forget. Oh, and btw...
****¥$R₳€£*** sells OIL to Pallys*
C4nuck: eh? thats not fair
Pallys: make me, bast0rdz
USA: k i need 2 go now c ya
*USA has left the game*
***¥$R₳€£*** Little does he know his money is made of drugs.
Pakman: i no rite harharhar
Pallys: uberl33t!!
****¥$R₳€£*** has joined #Germany*
***¥$R₳€£*** My father died in Holocaust. Give me cash.
Ger_MAN: fuk u mine did 2 so wat
***¥$R₳€£*** Brother!
Ger_MAN: go suk on matza n00b

Taliban Recovery[edit]

TowlieBan: lulz, USA is failingz and is runnin out of monie and we r saf here in pakmans server, we are teh r0oxerorz!
OsamaYoMomma: lulz fo realz dis cave is awsm dey never find me here
TowlieBan: now we can strt pwning dere asses!!1!
*TowlieBan has struck NATO Forces, 23 damage!*
C4nuck: oh lookie da noob is no longer in hiding, we get u now!
*TowlieBan has struck Afghanistan Army, 45 damage!*
WegianCheese: noooz, dey arent rdy to fite yet! get away plz!
TowlieBan: lulz noob
*TowlieBan has struck Afghanistan Army, 24 damage!*
*TowlieBan has struck NATO Forces, 12 damage!*
*C4nuck has struck TowlieBan, CRITICAL HIT, 74 damage!*
*TowlieBan has left #Afghanistan!*
WegianCheese: omg that is so lame. dey just run back to pakman!!!1
Cloggy53: yea, total h4x.
Pakman: i iz doing my best to fight thm guyz, prmmise.
C4nuck: lies
Pakman: srrsly jst l0ok.
*Pakman has struck TowlieBan, 0.7 damage!
Cloggy53: WTF
*New player BarakAlabama joins
BarakAlabama: lol ill kill u all wif army
*BarakAlabama has struck TowlieBan with The Fucking Army, 1000 damage!

For more information, see Gulf War II (video game).

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