Spanish-American War (video game)

War vs.

The War

**$p@n1@r|) has joined the game**

$p@n1@r|): yo wassaup

ph1lly: yo dude i want fr33dom frum u

$p@n1@r|): lol n00b

*$p@n1@r|) has struck ph1lly, 9000 damage!*

*$p@n1@r|) has defeated ph1lly!*

ph1lly: LIEK WTF MAN?!?!111//

$p@n1@r|): lawl

ph1lly: fuk u ur reported haxor

*ph1lly has left the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*

$p@n1@r|): LOL wtf n00b

*@m3r1(@ has joined the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*

@m3r1(@: dude wtf u atak ph1lly

$p@n1@r|): rofl cuz i can

@m3r1(@: ur banned haxor

$p@n1@r|): lawl go ahead

*$p@n1@r|) has struck @m3r1(@, 200 damage!*

*$p@n1@r|) has pwn'd maine!*

@m3r1(@: oh fuk u done it now prepare for uber ownage N00B

$p@n1@r|): lololololololol

*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 150 damage!*

**ph1lly has joined the game**

ph1lly: tyvm man

@m3r1(@: np help me own $p@n1@r|)

$p@n1@r|): WTF HAAAAX n00bz!!!!!1111

*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 20 damage!*

*ph1lly has struck $p@n1@r|), 14 damage!*

*@m3r1(@ has taken Manilla from $p@n1@r|)*

ph1lly: tyvm again dude give me manilla back?

@m3r1(@: no way dude gtfo mah city now

ph1lly: DUDE WTF?!?!11

*ph1lly has left the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*

@m3r1(@: ha n00b

$p@n1@r|): ur goin down u fukin n00b

*$p@n1@r|) has struck @m3r1(@, 8 damage!*

*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 12 damage!*

*@m3r1(@ has taken Guam from $p@n1@r|)*

$p@n1@r|): AHHHHHH WTF STOP U FUKIN HAXOR

@m3r1(@: lol

*$p@n1@r|) has struck @m3r1(@, 48 damage!*

@m3r1(@: WTF

*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 22 damage!*

$p@n1@r|): shit runnin out of the hp

*@m3r1(@ has taken San Juan Hill from $p@n1@r|)*

**we (m3x1)can win! has joined the game**

$p@n1@r|): HOLY SHIT MAN LIKE WTF HELP ME

we (m3x1)can win!: fuck you noob

*we (m3x1)can win! has left the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*

$p@n1@r|): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

@m3r1(@: lmao

*$p@n1@r|) has struck @m3r1(@, 35 damage!*

*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 29 damage!*

*@m3r1(@ has taken El Caney from $p@n1@r|)*

$p@n1@r|): shit getting mah ass kicked

**y3ll0w f3v3r has joined the game**

*y3ll0w f3v3r has struck @m3r1(@, CRITICAL HIT, 585 damage!*

y3ll0w f3v3r: lolololololololol

*y3ll0w f3v3r has left the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*

@m3r1(@: DUDE WTF U FUKIN PIECE OF SHIT HAXOR

$p@n1@r|): lol u got owned

@m3r1(@: THAT'S FUKIN IT DIE N00B

**@m3r1(@ has activated Uber Hacks Vr. 2.1**

*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 9001 damage!*

*@m3r1(@ has taken Puerto Rico from $p@n1@r|)*

*@m3r1(@ has defeated $p@n1@r|)!*

$p@n1@r|): NOOOOOOOOO WTF WTF WTF WTF FFFFFFFFF U FUKIN HAXOR UR REPORTED FUKIN PIECE OF SHIT N00B

@m3r1(@: QQ

*@m3r1(@ has placed a Permanent Ban on $p@n1@r|). Reason: "QQ"*

@m3r1(@: i win n00b