User:MrX/Xi Jinping
Xi Jinping (/ˌwɪni ðə ˈpuː/; Chinese: 小熊维尼; born 15 June 1953) is a Chinese politician who has served Big Brother since 2012. He aspires to bring back the "Good ol' days" of "One great leap forward, two great leaps back" under Chairman Mao.
Xi, or "Winnie the Pooh" as he is affectionately called by his countrymen, is the world's most notorious snowflake. Any joke about him or his country, even light-hearted, will hurt his feelings.
And as I just learned, as of 1 second ago I got put on China's banned list just for editing this article in the first place. You did, too, just for reading it. Spies working on behalf of the CPC are now en-route to try and scam us into being kidnapped and "re-educated" in Xinjiang. Time to go buy some 'murican guns and fend them off, baby.
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Winnie the Pooh lookin ass
Tienanmen Square never happened
Tibet is totally Chinese
The Uighurs don't exist
I'm not a state capitalist
We're totally not in control of the Australian and Central African economies
I'm not watching you 24/7.
