Why?:Should this page become a redirect?

Here's why you should do it.

Reasons

This article is a waste of Uncyclopedia servers' memory

It is a well known fact that Uncyclopedia has very shitty servers. A slight overload of memory, and the whole thing comes crashing down. Acne-ridden basement dwellers despair; for their precious reason for not starting families and working jobs has been robbed, and thus they are forced to confront the harsh reality that they've wasted the last four years of their lives editing an obscure wiki documenting shit nobody cares about. They cannot accept it; so when this article inevitably gets posted, people shall despair and cry out unto their God: "why has my hobby been destroyed?"

Uncyclopedia servers cannot remember what the year is, or else Uncyclopedia fails completely.

It fills people with existential despair

A very true fact. When Uncyclopedia inevitably points out such obvious and blatant facts such as that they have not left the basement since August 21st, 2019, when they left their basement to go get their daily McDonald's hamburgers, the people here tend to cry out in existential terror; where else shall they get meaning? It's not like they could still edit the wiki in the lunch-times; or edit it a lot again when they have grown old; they might not be interested anymore! They are too lazy. I'm lazy. You're lazy.

Everybody is lazy

Let's face it. Life is full of difficulties. People are going to get rejected from jobs, they are going to get disappointed, and in today's positive society, we cannot even allow for the potential negativity to branch out. Most people who edit Uncyclopedia are lazy. They live in backwater hillbilly towns somewhere in the mythical regions of Wisconsin.

This article is full of irrelevant bullshit

Wisconsin is full of cannibals, as in prophesied in the Book of Zoororo, Chapter 9 Verse 3: "Places shall be filled with Cannibals." The original Sindarin suggests that WIlliam Blakr. I always misspell. Why do I misspell? It's so fuckign tipcal of me to muspill even teh most smiple words.

Why not?

Why not?

Conclusion

As you can see, this article is a proven waste of time. Go make this a redirect to another page or something.