Why?:Did my local supermarket coup the Kenyan government?

Imagine this, but everyone is white and there's corpses of a bunch of Kenyans on the floor.

There can be many reasons that your local supermarket traverses to Kenya to coup their entire government, seemingly without reason, but of course, it seems like a war without reason to you.

Common Reasons

• Boredom is by far the most common reason for a supermarket to attempt to coup Kenya’s government (or that of any Middle Eastern country). The usual reasoning is that boredom is supposedly a form of stress and can be destructive according to scientific studies; ergo, it is important to channel that stress into an expendable area to prevent the destruction of fragile items sold at such stores.
• Kenya not abiding by the supermarket's rule of being obese.
• Religious hatred of all Kenyans, leading to an ethnoreligious assault against the country, either by a direct seizure of power or, on occasion, by convincing locals of Nairobi to do such.

Uncommon Reasons

Maybe they were feeling a little silly.

• For no specific reason, simply on a frivolous whim.
• Wishing to fuck all the Kenyan women
• to dominate the Kenyan economy
• Just to be a little silly, in harmless jest.
• As a consequence of unusual men known for their dark flag calling dibs on Syria and Osama bin Walton feeling the need to one-up them.

A Rare Reason

• because your local supermarket is owned by an African company and is sick of Kenya getting all the attention

How to stop them

This is Why?, not HowTo.

How to join them

Okay fine, you can get a HowTo in a Why.

Just kidding.

Why did I make this?

I felt like the Kenya category was a little small.