Why?:Did my local supermarket coup the Kenyan government?

Imagine this, but everyone is white and there's corpses of a bunch of Kenyans on the floor.

There can be many reasons that your local supermarket traverses to Kenya to coup their entire government, seemingly without reason, but of course, it seems like a war without reason to you.

Some common reasons

• Boredom
• Kenya not abiding by the supermarket's rule of being obese
• religious hatred for all the kenyans

Some uncommon reasons

maybe they were feeling a little silly

• No specific reason.

• I don't know.
• Wishing to fuck all the Kenyan women
• to dominate the Kenyan economy
• just to be a little silly
• out of spite

A Rare reason

• because your local supermarket is owned by an African company and is sick of Kenya getting all the attention

How to stop them

This is Why?, not How to.

How to join them

Okay fine, you can get a How to in a Why.

Just kidding.

Why did I make this?

I felt like the Kenya category was a little small.