Walter The Dog

Walter
A photograph of Walter taken by Walter learning what a camera does. He still doesn't know (As far as we know).
Born	None (eternal being)
Residence	Everywhere he may roam.
Occupation	Roaming our Universe to cure boredom.
Known for	The perpetrator of the complete annihilation of some galaxies and objects alike, and likely even entire universes.

Walter The Dog is a male paranormal bull terrier currently traveling to U-3150 from U-3149, two alternate universes. He is the most powerful being in existence, but on our plane of existence, he is so bored and innocent that if he were to destroy our universe or wipe out a species it would either be an accident, or because someone told him to do it.

About Walter

A photograph of Walter, taken by himself shortly after the first.

Relation to Our Universe

When Walter witnessed the big bang, he embarked on a search for interesting things. After eons of searching, he tired, and he realized he had to let life evolve. He slept until sentient life appeared across our universe, awakening and enlightening the universe to his existence after vaporizing millions of galaxies and clusters, creating the Boötes void.

Walter is a sempiternal being, having always existed in time. He has no known weaknesses, so his continued eternal existence is somewhat assured.

Personal life

Walter has no known family, or creator. His acts are fueled primarily by boredom and a need for entertainment.

Walter was once tasked with delivering a message to a Wikipediaholic and thus needed to harvest enough energy to transcend the Wikipediaholic into a sufficiently high plane of existence to speak to him intelligently. Walter's true nature in higher planes is yet unknown, and though his behavior in higher states is contradictory to his nature on lower planes such as ours, it is theorized that Walter has manifestations of himself acting as universal constants. What this really means is I had to come up with an explanation for this discrepancy, and I'm exactly as pleased with it as you are.

As most other ultra-powerful, prophecy fulfilling, and silly looking creatures, Walter has amassed a cult the span of the observable universe Of course, how could a wonderous, logic-defying thing such as a bull terrier named Walter not be greeted with "we could make a religion outta this".

Powers

Walter is the most powerful being in our universe. The extent of his powers is not yet known, however. He can live without sustenance, teleport and fly at limitless speeds, spontaneously combust, shoot weaponry, and create tools of mass destruction the likes of which never created before, shoot deadly lasers from any point on his body-- and likely anywhere ever-- turn things into stone, vaporize planets instantly, make any specific matter disappear from existence altogether, resurrect and create life, instantly alter the nature of elements, summon and invent various lifeforms, create anything he wants, destroy all of reality, and travel to alternate universes. He cannot perish, and due to his presumptive lack of weaknesses, likely never will.

With how much death and destruction Walter brings to wherever he visits, it was first thought that Walter was very unintelligent, as evidenced by his attempts to eat tide pods, and attempting several other disappointing activities for being a supernatural entity. However, since Walter is believed to be a vessel for a higher power, which may also just be himself, we now believe that his goals are simply beyond human understanding since we are stuck on a low plane of existence.

Walter has been observed to not be omnipresent. Instead, he must find or experience things specifically. Using this line of thinking, a civilization can obscure their existence from Walter by turning their planet into a brown and tan camouflage design.

Affect on Human Civilization

Photograph of Walter taken in Ohio while he was sitting on a seat on the photographer's porch. Read addendum on the bottom of the page for how the image was taken.

Global Events

Walter first visited Earth in the year 2020 and landed in Ohio. When Walter became bored of Ohio relatively quickly, he went on to New York, New York, where it was much more interesting. There, people on the street pet him, unaware of his destructive capacity. While eating trash off the street, he walked to Times Square and spontaneously combusted, apparently dissatisfied with the taste. The event became national news, and the President of United States eventually opened Twitter to see what was happening. The president immediately issued an emergency broadcast declaring war on Walter, instructing people to seek refuge in bunkers, and in areas where such is not possible, hide in a bathtub. The President did not immediately release intel on Walter to other nations, but when Russia received the intel first, Russia's immediate response was to summon Walter and then attack him, which went against the advice of the United States government, which simply sought to let Walter destroy itself. Summoning Walter proved difficult until an official suggested they attract him with dog treats and blow several dog whistles. The effort was successful, and Walter appeared in the Russian wilderness.

Russia had then immediately deployed and detonated every conceivable weapon they possessed. With Walter now annoyed, he vaporized all of Russia from existence, save for the dog treats. At this point, the death toll had instantly exceeded 16 million in a matter of 30 minutes. As a result of Russia's disappearance, all of humanity was destined to hide in bunkers until Walter left. Because of this response, Walter shortly became bored of Earth and decided to go to an alternate universe.

Aftermath

Observation of Walter commenced and several doomsday plans were drafted. A crowdsourced military program to inform humanity of from other universes arose. World leaders met over the existential threat of Walter and the result of all of this is the message you read now.

MESSAGE

This article has likely been read by an inhabitant of a universe with no Walter. The writers of this article reside in a neighbor universe to inform you of the capabilities of Walter. Thank you for giving our documentation a read. 

We were able to transfer this information to you by 

<DATA LOST>

*TEXT TRANSMISSION FAILURE.

*SUBMITTING NEW TEXT

It appears we cannot detail how we gave you this info.

Walter is traveling to your universe and cause mass destruction.
We warn you reader, please heed us and

<DATA LOST>

UNABLE TO SUBMIT/RECEIVE NEW TEXT

ADDENDUM-IMAGE-BACKSTORY

I quietly observed as the stray bull terrier sat on my porch. I took a photo, and It smiled at me and walked away, and disappeared out of my view. That was too quick for a dog to run. I didn't even see a blur... oh well.

I sat back down and thought to myself as I watched the morning news in our area. My dog laid by my side, breathing softly and sound asleep. I myself almost fell asleep, until a broadcast aired suddenly. On-screen was Donald Trump, speaking of something supernatural.

And it was then I felt the aftershock of what had happened.

The rumble from the explosion echoed throughout the world, and it was because of something humanity had never seen before. "Something bombed Times Square in New York, New York, and it has no plans to stop." Donald Trump said, concerned. "Please seek out shelter, dispose of all dog treats, and avoid whistling." He warned. A text-to-speech voice then interrupted the interruption and spoke. "This message will repeat itself until the anomaly subdues." Followed by the national anthem, and Trump continued to repeat himself again and again.

I quickly decided that I should probably heed this warning, and I woke up my dog and put them in the kennel. I went to the dog food container and sealed it with tape after depositing all dog treats I owned inside.

The mysterious broadcast continued with its usual ominous tone, but this rerun was a variation. It clearly established the threat, and it was now that my dog began to whimper.

The culprit of this chaos was a dog by the name of Walter, and it was a bull terrier.

Aftermath

The rumbling was finally over.

I let my dog out of the kennel and let them outside. I walked outside with my dog and pulled out my phone, where I looked at the news for the first time in ten minutes.

Paranormal Dog "Walter" Murders 15 Million People, Deletes Russia

I took my dog back inside and turned on the TV.

The headline read "Crowdsourced Government Program Created, Only Two Images Of Walter Thus Far"

And it was then I knew what I was going to do.