Walter The Dog

THIS ARTICLE DOCUMENTS THE NEIGHBOR UNIVERSE CONTINUITY OF U-3149

READER FROM THE NEIGHBOR UNIVERSE OF U-3150, THIS ARTICLE IS A DOCUMENTATION OF THE POWERFUL ENTITY WALTER. THIS IS A WARNING, AS WALTER WILL ONE DAY LEAVE OUR UNIVERSE FOR YOURS. FURTHER INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND HERE

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Walter
A photograph of Walter taken by Walter in an attempt at knowing what a camera does, he still doesn't know (As far as we know)
Born	Eternally, he does say it gets boring, the main reason for his mass genocides.
Residence	Everywhere.
Occupation	Roaming our Universe to cure boredom, like we said before, probably to commit mass genocide.
Known for	Being responsible for the complete annihilation of some galaxies and objects alike, even entire universes, and as we said before before, as a result of boredom.

Walter The Dog is a male paranormal bull terrier currently traveling to U-3150 from U-3149, two universes. He is the most powerful being in existence, but on our plane of existence he is so bored and innocent that if he were to destroy our universe or wipe out a species it would either be an accident, or if someone told him to.

About Walter

A photograph of Walter, taken by himself shortly after the first.

Relation to Our Universe

When Walter witnessed the big bang, he searched for interesting planets. Realizing he had to let life evolve, he slept until sentient life appeared across our universe (albeit quite self-destructive.) Soon after this slumber, life across our universe became aware of his existence since he had vaporized millions of galaxies and clusters, resulting in the Boötes void.

Walter has no true "beginning" in time since he is an entity that has been present eternally, and will be present eternally.

Personal life

As we have mentioned many times before on this documentation, Walter usually only does insensitive things "For the lulz" or "I was bored bruh."

Walter was once tasked with delivering a message to a Wikipediaholic and thus needed to harvest enough energy to transcend the Wikipediaholic into a sufficiently high plane of existence to speak to him intelligently.

As most other ultra-powerful, prophecy fulfilling, smart-sounding- I mean silly looking creatures, Walter has amassed a cult the span of the observable universe because- of course, how could a logic defying thing not be greeted with "we could make a religion outta this".

Powers

Walter is the most powerful being in our universe, however, all his powers are not yet known. He can live without the need of sustenance, he can teleport and fly at limitless speeds, he can combust for absolutely no reason, shoot weaponry and create kinds of the likes never created before, shoot deadly lasers from any point on his body and likely anywhere ever, turn things into stone, vaporize planets, make things and gases disappear from existence altogether, bring life back from the dead, summon various life forms, create anything he wants, destroy all reality, and travel to alternate universes. He cannot perish, and never will, given his 'eternal' status.

In order to have intelligent conversation with Walter, one must be transcended into a higher plane of existence. To achieve that, Walter must harvest large amounts of energy to transport another being to said plane of reality. Then, the state is only temporary. We do not know how this energy is harvested or where we got it, however, we theorize that it could come from gamma ray bursts across our universe.

With how much death and destruction Walter brings to wherever he visits, we first thought that Walter was very unintelligent, as evidenced by his attempts to eat tide pods on our planet and doing several other disappointing things for being a supernatural entity. However, since Walter can complete very complicated tasks and do many sophisticated things, we now believe that his goals are simply beyond our own understanding since we are stuck on a low plane of existence as we have said before.

Walter has been observed to not be omnipresent. Instead of knowing all, he must seek out that info specifically, which then he will instantly learn. Using this line of thinking, a civilization can obscure their existence from Walter by turning their planet into a brown and tan camouflage design.

Affect on Human Civilization

Photograph of Walter taken in Ohio while he was sitting on a seat on the photographer's porch. Read addendum on the bottom of the page for how the image was taken.

Global Events

Walter first visited Earth in the year 2020 and landed in Ohio. When Walter became bored of Ohio relatively quickly, he went to New York, New York, where it was much more interesting. There, people pet him not knowing how destructive and supernatural he is. While eating trash off the street, he shortly walked to Times Square and spontaneously combusted. Several news sources covered and recorded the event, which shortly had made its way to the President of United States. The president immediately issued an emergency broadcast declaring humanity vulnerable and asking for people to seek refuge in bunkers and in areas where such is not possible, hide in a bathtub. The President shared all knowledge gained so far with all countries to prepare for Walter's power. Russia's immediate response was to summon Walter then attack Walter, against the USA's advice of avoiding him. However, summoning Walter proved difficult until someone suggested dog treats, where Walter then decided to teleport to Russia desiring them.

Russia had then immediately utilized all weapons of war they had. They dropped every weapon of mass destruction they had on Walter all at once. With Walter now annoyed, he vaporized all of Russia from existence, except for the dog treats. At this point, the death toll had exceeded 16 million in a matter of 30 minutes. As a result of Russia's disappearance, all of humanity was destined to hide in bunkers until Walter leaves. Because of this, Walter shortly became bored of Earth and decided to go to an alternate universe once he realized most life feared him.

Aftermath

Observation of Walter commenced and several doomsday plans were drafted. A crowd sourced military program to inform humanity of from other universes arose. World leaders met over the concern of Walter and the result of all of this is the message you read now.

MESSAGE

This article has likely been read by an inhabitant of a universe with no Walter. The writers of this article reside in a neighbor universe to inform you of the capabilities of Walter. We have informed you before at the top of the article, and left a link to here. Thank you for giving our documentation a read. 

We were able to transfer this information to you by 

<DATA LOST>

*TEXT TRANSMISSION FAILURE.

*SUBMITTING NEW TEXT.

It appears we cannot detail how we gave you this info.

Walter is traveling to your universe and cause mass destruction.
We warn you reader, please heed us and

<DATA LOST>

UNABLE TO SUBMIT/RECEIVE NEW TEXT

ADDENDUM-IMAGE-BACKSTORY

I quietly observed as the stray bull terrier sat on my porch. I took a photo, and It smiled at me and walked away, and disappeared out of my view. That was too quick for a dog to run. I didn't even see a blur... oh well.

I sat back down and thought to myself as I watched the morning news in our area. My dog laid by my side, breathing softly and sound asleep. I myself almost fell asleep, until a broadcast aired suddenly. On-screen was Donald Trump, speaking of something supernatural.

And it was then I felt the aftershock of what had happened.

The rumble from the explosion echoed throughout the world, and it was because of something humanity had never seen before. "Something bombed Times Square in New York, New York, and it has no plans to stop." Donald Trump said, concerned. "Please seek out shelter, dispose of all dog treats, and avoid whistling." He warned. A text-to-speech voice then interrupted the interruption and spoke. "This message will repeat itself until the anomaly subdues." Followed by the national anthem, and Trump continued to repeat himself again and again.

I quickly decided that I should probably heed this warning, and I woke up my dog and put them in the kennel. I went to the dog food container and sealed it with tape after depositing all dog treats I owned inside.

The mysterious broadcast continued with its usual ominous tone, but this rerun was a variation. It clearly established the threat, and it was now that my dog began to whimper.

The culprit of this chaos was a dog by the name of Walter, and it was a bull terrier.

Aftermath

The rumbling was finally over.

I let my dog out of the kennel and let them outside. I walked outside with my dog and pulled out my phone, where I looked at the news for the first time in ten minutes.

Paranormal Dog "Walter" Murders 15 Million People, Deletes Russia

I took my dog back inside and turned on the TV.

The headline read "Crowdsourced Government Program Created, Only Two Images Of Walter Thus Far"

And it was then I knew what I was going to do.