bill wurtz

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what bill wurtz could look like

bill wurtz is a monotoned multi-multilist (of many manys)



he is also known for his brevity



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things[edit | edit source]

bill wurtz created the video "history of japan", which is why he is here



it was so hilarious and somewhat coherent that he is not leaving either



next, wurtz removed His Noodliness from the "history of the entire world, i guess", a video that explains fringe topics like evolution, absent of HIM and His inalienable influenceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ



it could have also been more pink



bill decided to take things less thing and did not make a video for a while (a year and a half)




the undevelopment made devotees demand wurtz that he stop stopping.



eventually he did



(stop stopping)



music[edit | edit source]

bill wurtz is known for making cool sounds




but also




visuals



conspiracy[edit | edit source]

bill wurtz is known for creating videos that contain many odd concepts like death, missing belongings, the end of the world, and places closing down



the covid-19 pandemic lines up perfectly with the lyrics from one of bill wurtz's songs



the lyrics go like: "i went down to the mall then they closed down the mall guess they don't want me going to the mall cuz i'm just too small" from the song "la de da de da de da de day oh"



the lyrics describe the environment of a pandemic, from the perspective of a virus with the virus being small and the mall being closed to avoid the virus



the postman could cause the end of the world