User talk:Yarhar

Welcome!

Hello, Yarhar, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:28, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Empty Pages

Please do not create pages with no content, or just containing a punctuation mark. If you want to placemark a page that you're going to work on later, please try to complete at least a paragraph of it and then place a {{construction}} template. You might also want to read through the links above to see how things work around here. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:56, 10 October 2006 (UTC)