User talk:Yan3tob

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Sorry for this, but your edits so far have been really nonsensical, and looked something a vandal would add. Your edit on the Geometry Dash article didn't make sense, it was full of grammatical errors (which I'd understand if you're from a non-English speaking place, or/and you have a hard time trying to speak English), and you repeated the same paragraph twice for some reason. Also your edit on the Ukraine news article had nothing to do with the article in question, plus it was in all caps and it seemed you were shouting at the reader. What are you trying to do exactly? DaniPine3 (talk) 11:50, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

I'm Sorry about that I thought the entire uncyclopedia is a joke. And I thought spreading some missinformation as a joke would not cause any harm. Tho I thinke on what I put on the Geometry Dash is on topic (kinda) as I play it my self.

Sorry about that. Tho can I may please have some tips to prevent from commiting accdental vandalism next time. Thank you Yan3Tob Yan3tob (talk) 12:12, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

The problem is not spreading misinformation. As you said, Uncyclopedia is a joke, so people don't come here expecting factual information. The problem is that what you added had no coherence, so I couldn't guess what the joke was supposed to be because I couldn't understand what you were trying to say. There's no problem if you add non-factual information, so don't be guilty about that. Just try that your edits make some kind of sense, even if they're supposed to be a joke. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:16, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

Ill try to uh make my things on topic. Tho I wanna make a thing in Geometry dash article where I complain about their Creator point system? Is theree anytips to make it uhh funny and entertaining while not being an "vandalism"? Yan3tob (talk) 12:19, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

I mean, I don't know anything about Geometry Dash; but if it's on topic, yeah, I'm pretty sure you can. Just try to make sure that it's not too ranty to the point you forget to make it funny.
Also, I deleted the thing you added before because, as I said before, I wasn't really sure what you were trying to say, and thought it was just patented nonsense; also you somehow managed to add the same paragraph twice. You can add it back if you want, but try to make it coherent this time. My suggestion is that you get a spellcheck or anything that can help you with grammar. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:33, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

I added some stuff on the Demon Tab and hopully that will its good enough. It has factual Stuff but also not so much. If you have feedback Ill take it. Yan3tob (talk) 12:46, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

On the Geometry Dash article Atleast* Yan3tob (talk) 12:47, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

Anyways thanks for making me aware. :P Yan3tob (talk) 14:27, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

Even tho I made it as Funny as possible, and summarazing the entire subgenre of one difficulty. Why is that my edits on the Geometry Dash article still deleted? Yan3tob (talk) 21:22, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

It seems an admin did not see your edit as a positive contribution. You might want to ask this question to the admin that deleted it. You have to take notice that humor is subjective, and what you might see as funny, others might not. Also, as I told you before, it's hard to understand what you're trying to say with your edits (and it gets harder when one doesn't know a lot about Geometry Dash) DaniPine3 (talk) 21:25, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

Some jokes there are used on our community, like that Decode quote "At 100% Speed Does this look possible to you?" which refering to the Decode Wave Section/Part. While the other is kinda nonsence. Im kinda sad my effort got deleted but I can see why its unfunny to others. Thanks for helping!

-Yan3Tob Yan3tob (talk) 21:41, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

Initiation to Uncyclopedia

Don't worry! This is basically the usual "rite of passage" for every Uncyclopedian. Add some edits to an article, get reverted, add some more edits to an article, get deemed unfunny by someone... Uncyclopedia is really a nice place, except for the cult rituals...and the brain corruption...and the human sacrifice...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 21:55, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

Don't listen to that guy, we don't do that kind of stuff here. Now, if you excuse me, I'll go kill this person I have trapped in my basement in the name of the Uncyclopedian god, Oscar Wilde. Oops, I mean, I'll go do something that's completely legal and morally acceptable. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:00, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

What the? Something is Suspicious is going on.........

Eh. They probably just fixing some wirings for their wifi. Yan3tob (talk) 10:50, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Iwasntfound

Eh... What is this article about, exactly? Because I have a slight suspiction it might break the vanity policies. DaniPine3 (talk) 11:46, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

A Joke article Relating to my Friend. Ill try to make it as Funny as possible tho Im sorry for suddenly making an Article. I just found out you could make one and decided to make an article about my friend. Yan3tob (talk) 11:52, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

"A Joke article relating to my friend" yeah, sorry, that breaks the vanity policies. There's nothing wrong for suddenly making an article; that's something you're completely free and allowed to do. The problem is that articles have to be made with the point that at least some people other than you get the joke. If it's something that only you and your friend (who I don't think is on this wiki) understands, then it's considered vanity. DaniPine3 (talk) 11:55, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Is there a way to make it Unlisted or Something? Yan3tob (talk) 11:57, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

I don't think there is. The closest thing I can think of is moving it to your userspace, where vanity is at least a bit more permitted. DaniPine3 (talk) 11:59, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

I discovered this on my friends dms so I thought of making an article since the entire thing is a joke. I discovered today that you could make an article by linking or something so I kinda made it into a reality. Sorry if I break Vanitiy Policy. Yan3tob (talk) 12:03, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

It's okay, you're still new to this wiki. At least your vanity is trying to be funny; other people that indulge in vanity create an user account solely for it, make a serious article promoting themselves and somehow expect that admins won't delete it. And when it's not that, it's trying to attack some random person from a school or college they go to, which is ten times worse. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:07, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Well, I'm going to move your "Iwasntfound" page now to your userspace. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:08, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Ok uhm I share it to my friend and they instantly deleted everything on the Article. So its probabaly best to delete it. Yan3tob (talk) 12:08, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Nvm Yan3tob (talk) 12:09, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Okie thanks Yan3tob (talk) 12:09, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

you're welcome :]
next time you're creating an article, though, check that there are more people out there that know what you're talking about. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:11, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

May I ask. How do you make an Sub Article under your UserSpace? Or find existing ones? Yan3tob (talk) 12:13, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Figured it out. Yan3tob (talk) 12:18, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Another question! If I made an Article next for say like the "Calamity mod" in Terraria. What exactly should I do to make it funny? Without being uncoherial nonsence Yan3tob (talk) 12:20, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

I don't know. As I said before, humor is subjective. There isn't really a guide on how to be funny. You could read Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, which is a guide that this website has to teach new users what the admins consider "funny". DaniPine3 (talk) 12:24, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Bad news: an admin deleted your Iwasntfound page. I thought that because it was in your userspace, the admins wouldn't mind that much, but I guess I was wrong. After all, even in userspace vanity is still not allowed -you can talk a bit about yourself, but that's it. On the plus side, I guess your friend will be happy, considering they deleted what was in your article the moment you showed it to them. Perhaps it was something too personal to share it in a wiki where anyone can see it. I hope this news doesn't fumble you too much. And remember: next time, try to be more cautious that what the article you're creating will be understood by more people that are reading this wiki. DaniPine3 (talk) 20:35, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

Wait a minute, @DaniPine3:, then how come this exists? And this? And just about every other userspace article on this wiki? I'm confused.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 21:54, 29 September 2024 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: That's why I thought admins wouldn't take issue on the matter, since there have already been cases before of a bit of vanity being permitted on userspace (like the examples you've mentioned). I don't really know why it was deleted; if you want to know why, you may want to ask Alula, who's the one that made such decision. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:15, 29 September 2024 (UTC)