User talk:Xedoc

Welcome!!!

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia!
	Oh, hello, Xedoc, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place... Umm... Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly. Beginner's Guide - Guide to folks like you. Our Vanity Polices - Making vainty pages is not recommended if you don't want to die. How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Like the name says, it teaches "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid." Nuff said. And remember: Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedian people don't like dicks. Stop laughing. When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the () button. It's important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Xedoc/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn't get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others. If you're still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don't forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoption program in the world. So, again, welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:26, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

Reverting and Stuff

Hi Xedoc. I saw you took a dislike to the article Thom Yorke and went on an edit war with another user. Well..don't. Not the done thing. Since you have made an account, I have left this message here. Other admins could well have banned you for a day or longer. If you come across an article that bothers you or you think is in need of editing (in your view), check the history of the page first. In this instance, Thom Yorke was started by someone who didn't register an account so there would be no talk page to talk to them. You could always create your own Thom Yorke on a sub page - User:Xedoc/Thom Yorke and show us what you have done is better. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:22, January 2, 2013 (UTC)