User talk:Xavier
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PLS (leave me alone?)[edit source]
Hey, congrats on the runner-up. I had thought it was between you and me on that one. Your article made me laugh.--Shandon 06:35, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
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VFH Happy Weasel 15:29, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Anyway, could I do a Sen.Tom Coburn with your Calhoun format? Happy Weasel 05:04, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, sure - wasn't quite sure who he was, but just looked him up on Wikipedia and seems like a good target for satire. Feel free. Xavier 14:55, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Watch the movie Amistad about Calhoun. He is basically the 3rd largest asshole in the past 2500 years. The second biggest one is THAT politican...you know who. The biggest one, however belonged to the great Goa Tse, a great Taoist monk. Thanks for the award, by the way. Maybe I should hack a wikipedia artice, too... some time. I guess Coburn would be the fourth biggest asshole. Happy Weasel 16:53, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh - I knew who Calhoun was, because I wrote a paper on the build-up to the American Civil War for History earlier this year - what I meant was that I didn't know who Coburn was. I've never seen Amistad - might have to check it out. Xavier 19:54, 29 April 2007 (UTC)